I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck
(via sarahsedserio)
the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked
(via jankwritten)
wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal
(via spring-heeledjack)
Best thing about new fans who haven’t finished the books are that I get to carry on the fandom legacy by telling them that Jason and Percy kissed in BoO but no one ever remembers that it happened.
dreamt that the 5th jdate book came out early and it was abt mpreg. dave was the pregnant one if you were wondering
(via axemetaphor)
self-care phrases to boost your confidence
- this shit ain’t nothin to me man
- I’ll fucking kill you
- .
(via peter-my-parkers)
fucked up hurt/comfort. the person who stabbed you tends to your wound. the person who killed your loved one helps you grieve.
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