naamahdarling:

heybitchdontquit:

yanoharuhito:

skopostheorie:

skopostheorie:

Can’t decide whether it’s funnier to say “my hungry ass could never work at a” and then say something that implies you’re eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

“my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon” awful. 10/10

“my hungry ass could never be a truck driver” ????? 10/10

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EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????

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You’re right, that would be shocking.

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my horny ass could never work at the soup store

draculasstrawhat:

square-opossums:

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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. “But they’re actually stupid” 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn’t that what older gens said about us? don’t you remember being 11?

it truly is just “impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame”

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

My kids and their friends are Gen Alpha, and they are sweet, sweet kids living though appalling times.

They grew up with the most rigidly binary models of childhood that have existed in my lifetime (girl-glue, anyone?) and been viewed as their earning potential since before they could walk. They have been exploited and abandoned on the internet by their parents, have been exploited on the internet by the algorithm when they were too young to understand it. They are the first large generation of the children of Mommy bloggers, anti-vaxxers, trad wives, and quiverful types.

They’ve survived a pandemic, and had it cut through their schooling in a way that has been enormously traumatic. They have the smallest outdoor range of any generation to date. In their lifetime, climate change has become violently real, socioeconomic disparity has only increased, reactionary movements have increased, and rights that we’ve taken for granted have been rolled back. They are the generation of British trans kids taking their lives on the now-static youth GIC waiting lists. The American trans kids who are watching their very existence become illegal. They are the generation of creative kids whose arts and humanities funding has been cut to the bone. A generation who have grown up watching soft-lit, queer friendly cartoons, walking out in to a world of violent trans and homophobia.

They are depressed, anxious, afraid. Their aspirations are low, their hopes for the future fragile.

They are clever, and creative, and charming, and brave. And they are KIDS.

Be nice to them, they’re dealing with a lot.

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pinene:

the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked

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