lucidicer:

i’m seeing people losing hope for palestine i’m begging you seriously please don’t. the death toll is high but there are still people alive, there are still journalists risking everything to make sure the world sees what is happening. please continue protesting if you have the option to, keep demanding for a ceasefire and keep talking about palestinians both alive and dead. you have to keep going until the very end or else you really did fail them.

(via joshpeck)

spaghettinatural:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

Im sorry but the mental image of someone’s packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick

Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club

Joke’s on you all my posts are flops. You’ll never get me

Uh oh.

your brain is filled with eyes op

your posts are flops huh?? you know what else flops?? a dick to the ground

(via alexiswalkingonsunshine)

universejunction:

vampirebriar:

the-last-teabender:

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything

“unalive” “k!ll” you can be free here. loosen up

i dont know how to break this to you but saying the word kill will not influence that

I’ve got another wild surprise for you about how Tumblr works.

I’m so glad to see @firefox-official can be trusted, thanks to those important blue internet checkmarks

(via ursamajor17)

thecarltonbanksexperience:

slangwang:

thecarltonbanksexperience:

the “mmm whatcha say” meme will literally be funny forever. it goes away for a while but reappears when you are least expecting it. it’s nearing a decade in age but it’s still hilarious, not even in an ironic way like a lot of memes are. it’s just truly funny. i love it. what a powerful meme.

i disagree i find it stale and very unfunny

(via spongebobssquarepants)

surprisebitch:

Tumblr:

(via surprisebitch)

chrissychlapecka:

why twitter… snapchat was right there!!!! she was waiting to pull the plug for years!

egberts:

(via ursamajor17)

genomalkns:

I feel so sorry for my followers because when I’m not online my blog is DEAD no queue no nothing but when I’m online you’d better be ready for an avalanche of posts within .5 seconds of each other POST POST POST POST POST POST

(via zraloci-cpr)

lizardsister:

me downloading twitter off the app store for free after elon musk bought it for 40 billion dollars

(via ursamajor17)

ragemovement:

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clownstrap:

clownstrap:

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

(via surprisebitch)

dudeboyyyy:

Do any other neurodivergent ppl, especially adhd ppl, walk around and basically chant things to remember them? This morning I was walking around my house saying “what am I doing? What am I doing what am I doing? Im making coffee I’m making coffee I’m making coffee I’m making coffee! I’m making coffee.” and continued to chant so I didn’t get distracted AAND SHIT I JUST GOT DISTRACTED BY MAKING THIS POST FUCK GODDAMN IT

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)