had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

Griffin plays EVEN MORE Animal Crossing: New Horizons!

timestamp of 43:00 for Griffin kinda doing exactly this?

had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

timestamp 44:00 for travis doing this?

MaxFunDrive Day Two! Visit Cool Town!

tumblr dot com is trying to sell me an entire Horse

summoning @craigslisthorses

Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.

Western history loves to brag about their geniuses, philosophers, thinkers, and innovators throughout history but as far as I know, nobody talks about geniuses in non western history. Why can’t an Aztec community have their neighborhood Einstein who loved to study engineering and physics and helped build an efficient-running town?

Reblog is you're uncomfortable with how eurocentric our understanding of history is.

Numerous Egyptian murals: literally explain that stone blocks and large sculptures were transported using water

“Ancient Aliens” fuckos:

say it with me: it's the racism

I agree with the stuff about history but those channels are known to be blatant cash grabs and they use machinery not just sticks

This guy is legit tho and the scale of what can be done with one guy should put things into perspective.

Love this guy remember when he moved out to the new property and casually filmed a cassowary grazing there from like 2m away and we were all like "of course you've got fucking cassowaries and aren't bothered"

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

quite literally me when i am lying

There's more:

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end

ideas conceived by the truly deranged

why does Australia go from 6 to 7:30 to 8 in NoDST mode

Why not 6 to 7 to 8 ?

Well see, our "states and territories" are sort of semi-independent bodies that sometimes make decisions that don't really coordinate properly with the decisions of other states, so you get a mess like this. See, Australia isn't so much a country as eight countries in a trenchco --

*gunshots*

...who the hell has a gun in Australia?

Farmers who have rabbits and foxes to get rid of

The group behind the "Hands Off 2025" protests in the United States is quite literally just a Democrat party front group serving to funnel energy against Trump away from progressive forces and to a pro-NATO, anti-Palestine Democrat movement - it's the typical Democrat strategy of cooptation, but this time without directly associating it with the Democrats, because they are simply too unpopular now for that to work. Here's their about page:

They treat an attack on one as an attack on all - unless Palestine is under attack! Their leadership page lists only these two executive directors:

The purpose of this group is to funnel people and resources into phone banking and canvassing for Democrats, protecting bourgeois rule and serving as another mechanism for subtly repressing the development of progressive groups. It's a way to take highly motivated and politically active people who are dissatisfied with the existing system in the US and funnel them right back into that system, preventing them from joining or starting revolutionary movements.