my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life
wow i got so much done before lunch today — guy who’s having lunch at 5 pm
if u can't love me at my worst. understandable but you're missing out on some real funny shit
my dash is just red white and royal blue. makes me wish i liked men who like men
i could never be a referee for the women’s game because if a hot girl told me she didn’t do anything after i visibly saw her trying to kill her rival i’d probably believe her
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
being totally honest sometimes when I'm talking to women there's a caveman part of my brain that just unlocks and makes me want to wrestle a lion to impress her
I start talking to a woman on here and she hits me with a "hiiiii <3" and my brain just goes "yes you should go and hunt a mammoth for her right now"