It’s Not So Bad (In LA) | Rated: M | XiCheng One-Shot (8.6k) | Modern AU | Fluff & Humor, Light Angst, Gay Panic, Rated for Language
The YMCA has two blacktops. The closest is painted with hopscotch and basketball barriers, blanketed in children doing stretches. The prettiest man Jiang Cheng has ever seen stands at the front, calling counts with a whistle in hand.
He’s tall. Taller than Wei Wuxian, even, with shiny black hair and long eyelashes and a jawline sharp enough to cut. Up close, Jiang Cheng can smell something on him—spicy, and a little sweet. He tries to breathe deeply as casually as possible.
Lan Xichen.
read at: https:// archiveofourown.org/ works /23236285
So I was thinking, let Moon Jo stay dead. But when Jong Woo tried to dig up his grave, his hand suddenly stuck out from the ground. Confused as he should have, yet JW took out a ring with a tooth on top and put it on MJ ring finger, Moon Jo came back to life just like in Corpse Bride =))
Guess I will call this AU Corpse Groom haha
nie huaisang + the onion headlines
kidnapper: we have your husband
jiang cheng: i don’t have a husband
kidnapper: he made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick him up? please?
jiang cheng: oh my god, you have lan xichen
kidnapper: i’m going to become a painter
Why is there so little chengling out there?? Whats not to love about “i really love you but im shit at showing it and while i can buy you the world if you ask i have probably never hugged you since you were like five” uncle and “i crave ur validation so much i will actively put myself in dangerous situations to prove myself to you please give me a hug” nephew¿¿¿
wei wuxian: lan zhan fell asleep with his head in my lap and kissed my cheek when he woke up. he’s so cute. i wish he liked me.
wen qing: *looks into the camera like she’s on The Office*
The Untamed [behind the scene] | Yibo’s fanboy mode: ON
jin ling: I love bees! they’re very important for the ecosystem and they’re cute and they make honey!
a bee: *buzzzz*
jin ling, shaking and crying: please, don’t hurt me
