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obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”
damn is this a new era of tumblr fake stories
is it truly that difficult to believe that some people are just bizarre
out of all the responses from ppl that have never been outside i’d say this is my favorite. like have you never just been in a room with other people that are speaking
“While I’m really intrigued by the idea of technology that can make Mark Zuckerberg do and say whatever I want, this video wasn’t quite there yet. At the very least, they could have put him on a shirtless body or something. I eventually managed to climax, but it took forever.” McCurdy later admitted, however, that the deepfake video provided results far superior to those achieved by his old method of manually photoshopping Mark Zuckerberg’s head onto the nude bodies of male models.
So, Dwarf Fortress had deep financial system at one point.
Dwarves had currency and made wages and paid for food and housing and could invest their money.
A few dwarves early on would come into money then invest more than the rest which started a snow ball effect. A few dwarves made infinitely more money while the rest dropped into poverty.
Impoverished dwarves needed constant employment to afford food and housing. So you had to keep them working constantly or they’d be evicted and starve.
One favorite tactic players had was to build room full of levers that didn’t do anything and assigning all the unemployed dwarves to endlessly pull the levers. In this way they were “doing a job” and make wages enough to live.
The deep economic system of Dwarf Fortress has long been removed due to every society unavoidably becoming a depressing mess of starving dwarves doing meaningless busywork.
Which did not make for a fun game.
stinky-lizards asked:
Theory: A video game is anything that the creators made with the intention of creating a video game.
demilypyro answered:
mfw I tape a banana to my screen
"Banana Tape" DemilyPyro, 2025, was a short but ultimately intriging experience. Deciding to play and the build-up to that play was as much part of the experience as the actual taping. We had recently run out of bananas, so once I had committed to playing, I was made for wait until our next grocery trip, forced to sit in humorous disbelief at my own intentions. Once the deed was done, the visual was amusing, but really, the humor was in the gameplay itself, and the narrative that the visual implies. Overall, I'd recommend it to any interested gamer. It helps you appreciate the small things in life. 8/10.
V1.2 of CHORDIOID: FIRST BREATH has been released!
Introducing FREE PLAY, CUSTOM BATTLES, FULL MODDING SUPPORT, AND...?
