If you would like to acquire my obviously awesomesauce fantasy novel, recently described by a clearly highly intelligent and trustworthy reader as “being every cool culture from classical and medieval history crushed into a giant delicious cookie to be devoured,” would especially like to have it as an e-book, and do NOT want to give your money to Jeffrey F. Bezos in order to do so, I have arrived bearing options!
(Also as a reminder, if you do prefer a non-Amazon physical copy, it’s available in paperback and hardcover from Lulu!)
Other options, including alternate print versions and library lending, are still in the works, and I shall return to you with them when they arrive. So yes.
Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either
Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I just saw an advertisement for “spring black Friday” and uh. I need to know what that is. What is the significant Friday in spring. Is it Good Friday. Are there going to be amazing doorbusters on the day of the crucifixion. Are we commemorating the death of Jesus with the hottest deals in town
CHRIST SAVED YOU ✝️🐇💲YOU SAVE 13%
Great and Holy Deals this Great and Holy Friday!!!
PETER WOULDN’T DENY THESE SAVINGS EVEN ONCE 🪨🪨🪨
The Sixth Glorious Mystery: How Big Are Your Savings?
Friends described living under the Trump Administration as being slowly beaten to death by a rubber chicken.
It still hurts. It’s still painful. But you keep hearing a synthetic BAWWW every time it hits you as a constant reminder of how it’s the stupidest possible way to die.
Periodically I’ll google Irish email etiquette because I can never remember the sign-offs and it will be perpetually entertaining to me when they translate Beir bua as Best wishes.
I’m sorry, I’m a medievalist, and this phrase is literally in Oidheadh Con Culainn:
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“Best wishes”. What a funny way to tell somebody to take victory!
Anyway, this is how I read emails with Irish salutations:
O Ruairi, my ally,
I hope this email finds you willing to aid me in battle. If you’re still open to sending me those unpublished editions you’re working on, I would be incredibly grateful, as they’d help a lot with my research.
Currently faced with the unimaginable pressure of selecting just ONE (absolute hard max: two) book to take with me for a five-day trip. Awful. Terrible. 0/10.
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