eversoslightlybitter:

jollyfurydragonballer:

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selkiewizard:

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

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wizardarchetypes:

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local-magpie:

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wizardarchetypes:

i just had to draw a clock for the speech pathologist. does not bode well that i feel like i’ve been too hard on will graham

i looked at my clock and said “huh. have you seen NBC Hannibal?” she said she’s seen the movie. i said “well the guy has to draw a clock. i think his is worse than mine but i’m suddenly worried i wouldn’t know.”

maybe the clock had nothing to do with the encephalitis….. Maybe nobody can draw clocks 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

i’m gonna try again rn at home my visual spatial reasoning cannot have gotten that bad stand by

WHY CAN I DRAW ME BUT NOT A FUCKING CLOOOCCCKKKK

okay Imm gonna go take s nap

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that’s what I did for the last 3 😭

homie your last 3 look fine ahdjdkd

I didn’t even notice the two nines until I saw this tag. I said it looked bad bc of how crowded the numbers are. Help

You have always been such a kind and generous friend. I know you’d come through here.

snapcracklepop-myjoints:

raddagher:

4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack

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lesser-flamingo:

thewitchoftheweed:

in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

I still remember one where they decided to troll The Feminazi SJWs, but they had no idea a) how people use tags on tumblr, and b) how women actually talk, so they were out here tag spamming “womyn” “sjw” “feminism” etc

in the end no one noticed who hadn’t been told about the raid beforehand

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desi-tumblllr-dot-com-deactivat:

breaking news: girl who said goodnight not actually going to bed

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captaindibbzy:

thyrell:

thyrell:

just heard the most beautiful sentence at work

“a ‘hogwart house’? what the hell is that?”

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apokalypse-arisen:

sexygaywizard:

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Things are happening on reddit

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wispstalk:

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they’re always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I’m telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, “send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!” that’s u. u want to be that guy

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estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

hxgrl:

hxgrl:

Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure

You’re all fucking welcome

“gaining eight notes in two years” is devastating

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theamityelf:

virtualgirladvance:

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therenaissancedungeonmaster:

supreme-leader-stoat:

caffeinatedrosary:

duckysprouts:

jesus sensing you spawn into a crowded space 2000 years in the past with a body full of vaccines: God give me strength

Ha!

Oh so that’s what inspired this:

Link to the latter comic’s original artist/post.

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rushman2-0:

gunsandfireandshit:

toastpotent:

“i fucked your wife”/“i’m having sex with your wife”/“i’m cucking you”: comedy

“i’m helping your wife with household chores”/“i’m taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she’s had a long day at work”/“i’m bonding with your children over family gatherings”: peak comedy

Transcendent comedy

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guerrillatech:

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