the lovers' A plot: violent violations of consent all the way down
the fairies' B plot: violent violations of consent all the way down
the rude mechanicals' C plot: we're gonna put on the worst best darn community theater athens has ever seen 💞
theseus and hippolyta's D plot: violent violations of consent all the way down
my uncle killed my dad and married my mother what should i do
kill him
soliloquize
put on a play
INACTION SWEEP
See Resultsrevenge plot is winning okay. okay. cool. i’m going to wait for the poll to end tho just to make sure
just so you know i think it was very rude of you to switch our cups when my back was turned. unrelated but can you call an ambulance i want to get my stomach pumped for. recreational purposes
If Hamlet was a popular childhood snack made from celery, peanut butter, and raisins, he'd be like, "Call me ants the way I monologue."
