This blog focuses on trans and nonbinary positivity, support, issues, and terrible jokes. I post general queer content as well! (Formerly @enbian)
help! my 324 month old (me) won’t sleep through the night and frequently has an upset tummy. is it time to start practicing rituals (blood sacrifice, soul-selling, etc?)
not me forgetting trans day of visibility yesterday but posting all day anyway for attention. trans day of self-indulgent clout seeking. fuckin hell
wife just said “bitch you can’t help but be visible”
not me forgetting trans day of visibility yesterday but posting all day anyway for attention. trans day of self-indulgent clout seeking. fuckin hell
my goodreads reviews were better than the actual books sometimes
me: so then i said “man my mental health treatment is going so well that bitches can’t stay away. got people lining up for this therapussy.” anyway you think this is a new complex or just a manifestation of people’s ids going crazy for me
freud’s spirit through the ouija board: H U H ???
me on the second luigi board: so what do you think?
maslow: *slams through the veil to strangle me*
me: so then i said “man my mental health treatment is going so well that bitches can’t stay away. got people lining up for this therapussy.” anyway you think this is a new complex or just a manifestation of people’s ids going crazy for me
freud’s spirit through the ouija board: H U H ???
me to cishets: i take my identity seriously and you should too
me to the fruits in my phone:
believing in science 🤝 hating when science is right about me personally
normalize my wife replacing the toilet paper roll
destroy the idea that, in her words, she’s “too hot to be responsible for that” (she is beautiful and a menace)
spread like wildfire the concept of PUTTING THE ROLL ON THE THING and NOT THE EDGE OF THE SINK when my wife (beautiful and menacing and a pain in my ass) finally deigns to get it
normalize my wife replacing the toilet paper roll
destroy the idea that, in her words, she’s “too hot to be responsible for that” (she is beautiful and a menace)