Quotable Fanfiction

“What happened to cute little Yuuri? Who was so starstruck and so impressed by me he would never mouth off at me?”
“You starved him to death,” Yuuri laughs. “Now you’re just stuck with the skinny, mean version.”

Viktor and Yuuri (chp. 2)

No Less Unthinkable by rageprufrock (AO3)
Yuri!!! on Ice – Explicit – Katsuki Yuuri/Viktor Nikiforov
#Some Canon Divergence #Pre-Series #Drunk Sex #Unsafe Sex #Lots of Sex #Multiple Partners #Bad Decision making #Relationships #Anxiety

In which Katsuki Yuuri fights a losing battle with chronic anxiety, the quadruple Salchow, and his own judgment four drinks in — but wins the war.

Binghe didn’t care if he couldn’t get his hair into a smooth tail like Liu Qingge anymore. Liu Qingge didn’t get his hair ruffled. His life was empty. Why would Binghe want it?

Binghe has his life priorities in order (chp. 10)

What Dreams May Come by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (AO3)
The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System – Explicit – Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán
#Alternate Universe #Canon Divergence #Dream Encounters #Unreliable Narrator #Written from the perspective of a demisexual who doesn’t know what demisexuality is #it’s Shen Yuan #Shen Yuan is the demisexual who doesn’t know what demisexuality is #Hold him #Topzun #Bingbottom #very soft in parts #but soft for bingqiu #so still pretty horny #y’all it’s so dirty #Shizun likes it too much when Binghe cries #BDSM elements #Blowjobs #Sex #Rimming #canon body horror mentions #Incomplete

In the time between sacrificing himself to stop his estranged disciple’s qi deviation and waking up in his back-up body, Shen Yuan -formerly Shen Qingqiu- experiences a long series of dreams that make him confront quite a few things about himself that he’d been stubbornly ignoring.

Good thing they’re just dreams, right? Otherwise he’d never be able to look Luo Binghe in the eye ever again.

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Binghe froze under his hands as Shen Yuan brought him into the most gentle hug he could manage. “Still crying?” He asked, only just keeping the unsteadiness out of his voice. He was naked and this was a sex dream and Binghe was crying all over his dick.

He didn’t need his kinks spelled out for him quite this explicitly, thanks.

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Or: two horny idiots finally get out of their own way.

“You’re as infuriating and as reticent as your Master,” Terza said, throwing up her hands.
Obi-Wan glanced over at Qui-Gon, a wry smile on his face that Qui-Gon had come to associate with his Padawan’s sense of humor.  “I’ll take that as the compliment it surely must be.”

Obi-Wan is not a good patient (chp. 1)

Waking Dream by flamethrower (AO3)
Star Wars – Teen/Mature
#Alternate Universe #Time Travel #Death #PTSD #Pre-Slash

A simple injury during what should have been a routine mission brings shocking changes to the lives of Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi, and may alter the future of the Jedi Order.

Part 1 of the Re-Entry series (AO3)

Re-Entry is an alternate universe epic that spans time and possibility. Obi-Wan Kenobi, while still a young Padawan, suffers an injury and wakes up with all of the memories, experience, training, and Force-strength of Old Ben Kenobi. It isn’t long before the Jedi discover that Anakin Skywalker, a five-year-old slave from the Outer Rim, has undergone the exact same change. Obi-Wan and Anakin bear the scars of harsh lessons learned; those who love them must learn those lessons quickly, before the mistakes of old are repeated.

Note: This is a restricted story and requires an AO3 account in order to read

“I’m fine.”
“In the whole time I’ve known you, you’ve maybe been fine for half an hour total.”

Steve and Natasha (chp. 5)

The Long Road Begins at Home by owlet (AO3)
Captain America/Avengers (Marvel Movies) – Teen/Mature
#Alternate Universe #Recovery #Cursing #PTSD #Sarcasm #Internal Dialog #Angst and Humor #Dissociation #Memory Problems #Mentions of Abuse/Torture #Violence

Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that’s definitely how life goes when you’ve just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Part 3 of the Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail series (AO3)

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While Doumeki may not have been able to exorcise spirits at twenty paces or resist hypnotic suggestion, he did have an ability to take bizarre situations in his stride that bordered on a superpower.

Doumeki is uniquely skilled (chp. 2)

Extenuating Circumstances by rallamajoop (AO3)
xxxHolic – Teen – Doumeki Shizuka/Watanuki Kimihiro
#Spirits #Relationship meddling #Somewhat Dubious Consent

This is not the scene where supernatural forces coerce them into having sex. This is the argument they had afterwards.

She closes her eyes, feels for the familiar pull and - there! She body flickers away, and it’s only when she appears in the hokage’s office that’s bursting with Anbu and sees Itachi kneeling to accept a porcelain mask that it occurs to her that she maybe should have double checked to see what she was body flickering into.

Natsu’s a.k.a Naruto’s POV (chp. 1)

An Invincible Summer by ShanaStoryteller (AO3)
Naruto – Teen/Mature – Uzumaki Naruto/Uchiha Sasuke
#Alternate Universe #Sexy no Jutsu #Fluff #Fix-it #Genderfluid Naruto

When Naruto is five, he’s gutted by a drunken civilian and presumed dead.

Six months later a girl with ash pale hair and dark blue eyes enters the Academy.

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“He used to come to midsummer celebrations in the Shire and set off his fireworks for everyone to see.” When the Dwarves kept staring, Bilbo added, “They were always truly excellent fireworks if that makes a difference.”
“The grey wizard came to your homeland to set off fireworks?”

Bilbo and Frerin discussing Gandalf (chp. 14)

The Oak and The Ash by sunryder (AO3)
The Hobbit/The Sentinel – Mature – Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
#Alternate Universe #Sentinel/Guide Bonding #Cultural Misunderstandings #Timeline? What Timeline?

Bilbo Baggins was not a particularly talented Guide. He knew that. His family knew that. Every last Hobbit in the four Farthings and Bree knew that.

But that meant nothing when one morning an agony that wasn’t Bilbo’s ripped right through him, dropping him to his knees with a scream. Wrapped up in the pain there was a presence. Someone fierce and determined, nestling himself in the blank space in Bilbo’s mind for the barest of moments before he slipped away. It was like fingertips brushing across the outside fringe of his soul, and Bilbo wanted it back. Wanted him back.

And so help him, Bilbo was going to find him. His Sentinel.

“I got the idea from a ghost that kept broadcasting random radio transmissions when she opened her mouth. Now that was a weird case! A poor granny thought she was being haunted by an entire boyband.”

modern hauntings are weird (chp. 1)

this river runs to you by sundiscus (AO3)
Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Untamed – Mature – Lan Zhan/Wei Wuxian
#Alternate Universe #Modern with Magic #Mutual Pining #Dragons #Literal Sleeping Together #Tender wound tending #Canon-Typical Violence #Canon-Typical Tragic Backstory aspect

Framed by the soft morning light, sleek hair swept back and pale blue robes not even slightly rumpled, he looks almost inhuman.

He looks like the last person who should be knocking on Wei Wuxian’s door.

In which Wei Wuxian is a curse worker secretly searching for a lost dragon, Lan Wangji is his new assistant, and the two things may not be entirely unrelated.

“We do not know,” Fury continued with a general air of irritation, “if Agent Barton was deliberately targeted, if he intentionally got in the path of the intended target, or if this was a complete accident where the culprit panicked and ran.”
“So in other words your spy network is failing you.”

Fury and Tony (chp. 2)

Wiping Off the Dust by dentalfloss (AO3)
Avengers (Marvel Movies) – Teen
#Alternate Universe #Child Abuse #Abduction #Violence #De-Aging #Trust Issues #Friendship #Humor #Hurt/Comfort #Angst #Feels

Teenaged Clint, it turns out, is a little shit.

Naturally this makes him Tony’s new favourite person.

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Afterwards, Arthur said firmly, “We were drunk.”
“Yes!” Merlin said. Arthur was a genius. “Extremely drunk. Almost out of our minds.”
“Exactly,” Arthur said. “And now we will never speak of this again.”
“Right,” Merlin said, with deep relief, and then he got out of bed to go put on his clothes, and Arthur said, “…starting an hour from now.”
“Right,” Merlin said, and got back into the bed.

Arthur and Merlin attempt to find excuses for all the sex (chp. 1)

Favorite by astolat (AO3)
Merlin – Explicit – Arthur/Merlin
#Alternate Universe #Humor #Sex #First Time #And then Second #And then they lost count

Arthur was tipped back against the wall, his mouth open for breath and staring at the small arrow-slit window over Merlin’s head, trying to work out how it could possibly be that good with Merlin, of all people.

Part 14 of Merlin works series (AO3)