sorry parsons with tiresome sermons but you have been CALLED OUT, and - dare i say? - not without cause
okay fine: there can be one (1) sequel, in which he befriends a guy named “sherlock holmes” but who does NOT deduce or do detection AT ALL. and their best friend is “winnie the pooh”, a normal man who simply chooses to go by that name for normal reasons
batman stood in the shower as his brow unfurrowed, for cleaning, and then it furrowed again as he thought about the implications of the phrase “unfurrowed, for cleaning,”
planes should also fly by flapping their wings. please note that i am not seeking feedback on this opinion at this time
old man t-rex knows who he is, baby! sorry, not “baby”. we’re all too old for “baby”. old man t-rex knows who he is, gents and ma'ams!!
some of us are enjoying the fresh air and scenery and flowers, and some of us are TRYING to transit from point a to b with maximum efficiency, and for some reason WE KEEP BEFRIENDING EACH OTHER
be it resolved that i’m a cute li'l guy doing my best here
before guns everyone had to say “wow you’ve found a real recently-used stabbing knife here, metaphorically speaking.” but now in the present, we don’t have to say that anymore! BUT AT WHAT COST??
sorry aliens but i find your naked bodies to simply be objectively not worth it.
based on a real guy?? i met him twice and he has been enriching my life ever since??
