a watched pot never boils so i'm just alternating between looking at and away from this pot so i can edge it
sorry. i really need to think before i post. i'm so sorry.
you're all trying to kill me
"My son turned out fine!"
sire, thine heir has "his" retinue scouring the land for a gender change potion and squandering vast fortunes on tales of love between maidens.
fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭
hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!
REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:
I mean fuck, I like gills, I like slugs, I like gettin' chummy, I like flippers, I like the muck, I like squid inking and tsunamis and sea creatures, I like doin' sea creature shit, swordfish , probably would
What can I say? The sludge works, it feels good and now my tides at an all time low. And just when it couldn't get worse, this shark crashed my reef and destroyed all. my. chum. Whoopsie, made a oopsie- 100,000 creature oops made me loopy, I ain't a fisher, but don't push me. Don't wanna have to turn some sharkie's guts into soup beans
reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium
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