One of my favourite things in FFXIV is when a sprout makes a PF asking for help to clear a trial for the first time, and the party ends up consisting of one sprout and 7 max-level endgame players
very few things in this game give me greater joy than opening PF and seeing if there’s anyone asking for help clearing MSQ content for the first time
i don’t do savage or EX content (i’m a filthy casual) but i will join first time MSQ clears in a heartbeat
I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen
I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, “So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store”
One of the kidnappers says “balaclavas” but it’s muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. “You wrote baklava, that’s a pastry.” The other kidnapper goes “stfu” and then after a pause goes “Why would you buy from a crime store”
Then they spit roast me
I didn’t wanna say this but now that someone’s left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else’s tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario
A tree-hugging, nature-loving, hippie aunt. But she loves specifically all of the most disgusting and horrifying things in nature.
She admires the way predators eviscerate their prey. She finds the lethal mating habits of insects romantic. She always offers people fruits and snacks, forgetting that they’re poisonous and most people haven’t developed immunity.
She’s not allowed in the garden. Not since the incident.
she is played by Emma Thompson in full hippie drag
Great choice!
Her colorful outfit contrasts with the Addams’ dark wardrobe, but her personality fits rights in.
She chooses bright colours in honor of all the poisonous little critters out there
She has a silk shirt for every known pattern of poison dart frog colors.
There’s already a very similar character to that from the show-Morticia’s sister Ophelia Frump! She is a Judo master, loves flowers, and is unsuccessful in love. She was initially betrothed to Gomez, but upon meeting Morticia those plans were changed.
I think my take can work well for a reimagining of Ophelia.
“Well, everything was going great, we had a great time at the opera and everything, then we went to her place for drinks.”
“Was her apartment a mess or something?”
“Not exactly, it looked fine and everything at first. We had been drinking a bit, so she excused herself to the bathroom. That’s when I noticed a hole at the bottom of the hallway wall.”
“Like someone kicked it?”
“No, it was an honest to god Tom and Jerry style mouse hole.”
“Odd. So her apartment has a rodent problem?” “I wish! If it was just a mouse or rat, we wouldn’t be talking about it like this. No, I was watching the hole when a tiny little caveman walked out.”
“A caveman?”
“Yup”
“Wait, what kind are we talking about? Homo Habilis, Erectus, Neanderthal?”
“Judging from the forehead and chin, I’d put money on Cro-Magnon.”
“So what did the miniscule Cro-Magnon do?”
“He looked at me, yelled, then ran under the couch. I asked Stacy about it, and she just said ‘oh yeah, we’ve been having a problem with them’ and we went back to the date like nothing happened.”
“Is this whole thing a deal breaker?”
“Not really, just strange. Anyways, I’m going to see her again next week. Would it be a bad idea to bring mousetraps?”
“Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order.”
I apologize.
insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it
This one?
Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.
I love how we don’t even need Apollo to be captioned, it’s just “he’s holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it’s Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users”
Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post
Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again
Art
How. Interesting
Absolute bog standard post
GLORIOUS GLORIOUS NERDERY trainwreck of a prophecy post
