Call me Rat | mid 20's | Any pronouns | white Australian | disabled | not sane | polyamorous trans manwoman fagdyke femmebutch bear. Plural. Always learning.
My OP tag is "the system speaks". Sex and kink positive - jokes, discussions, and occasional nudity will be found here.
Total bodily autonomy for all forever.
You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude
sometimes the only way to be funny is to make a joke and let someone else think they made the joke
one way to escape samsara is know the joke itself is more important than anything, not the pride you take in it. let them think they made the joke you set up
i actually think it’s rly cool for people getting an abortion to joke about the abortion, and it’s not tasteless or bad. btw. they are allowed to joke about it. and it’s funny.
ok this post is about this tweet i saw and found fucking hilarious:
My favourite harmless prank I’ve heard of was done by this girl whose dad was a geologist, and they’d go on day hikes with his geologist friends/co-workers and when she got bored on them she’d habitually pick up a random rock and go ask him what it is, and one of them would explain what kind of a rock that is, how it probably got here, and usually some notions of the more unusual features the rock had, if any.
And she had a friend who had once gone on a tourist trip to Iceland and brought back a volcanic rock. So she borrowed the rock and took it with her on the hike, and after two randomly picked up “hey dad what rock is this”, she presented the volcanic rock, in the same fashion as all the others.
3 minutes later there are five middle-aged and older men circled around this mysterious rock, all agreeing on what it is, but not why it is. They keep asking her questions, where did she find it? Were there any other rocks around there that looked like it? Was it like this on the ground? People walking past the group try to stretch their necks to see over the geologists’ shoulders to see what’s the source of such amazement.
And in the end she couldn’t take it anymore, burst into laughter and confessed. The geologists agree that it was pretty clever.
