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Geminislay!

@ravenlikesbooks

seven(? maybe? give or take?) gay idiots very quickly going insane

Hey, an introduction would probably be helpful...

Ello ello ello! We're the Enharmonic System, you can call us Tessitura collectively! Any pronouns are alright, though I would advise they/them generally.

Usually if you're interacting with someone and they don't otherwise specify, it's safe to assume you're talking to me, Raven! I use any neopronouns, and am very very aroace 😅 I also have three queerplatonic partners and will gush about them at even the slightest provocative, you have been warned.

We have an Ao3 account where we post occasionally (like, very occasionally): Ravenpuff99

Mutuals are welcome to dm us or ask for our discord. Or both. Or not! We're not the boss of you

We've been hyperfixated on Geminitay since about 2020, so pretty much any mcyt series or SMP she has been a part of feel free to talk to us about! (Especially X-Life. I am slightly deranged about X-Life).

On other notes, we are primarily into Hermitcraft, Empires SMP, Traffic Life, and Sanders Sides! Also engage in Skyblock Kingdoms, Epic the Musical, and (very occasionally) a little bit of Dream SMP (though let's be real, it's just for the cool looking fanworks).

Please don't engage us in discourse!!! This includes shipping discourse, syscourse, queer discourse, all of it. We want no part, if you try to drag us into it you Will be blocked without a second thought. No real DNI but we do block liberally!

One final thank you to our best friend and queerplatonic partner @/celestialgreen for drawing our pfp, as well as our friend @/live-laugh-ukotoa for creating the banner!

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What’s my gender?

Well, you know when you go outside in the early morning and you look up to the sky to see the last few stars in the night sky and the first light of the rising sun? That short moment between when night ends and the morning begins, when no one else around you is awake and it’s all just so peaceful. You stay silent, taking in the world around you, the sounds of the birds and the bugs and the wind, as the darkness of night fades into the light of the sunrise and the last stars fade from sight.

That’s how I’d describe my gender.

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this is the happiest day of my life

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nahiri-lithomancer

65 million years…

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t). 

So it’s all good!! 

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

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the-party-pineapple

I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

The Library!

For When Not Even God Can Help You!

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