constantlycoveredincathair:

shrineart:

I just had a nightmare that I was two hours late for school and my dad was yelling at me about it. I woke up in a panic and remembered “Oh wait, it’s Saturday.” And laid back down, feeling the panic dissolve.

Then…ten seconds later.

“I’m 31.”

The lasting psychological effects of school are very prominent

anakinskydala:

me: maybe i’m exaggerating how much lucasfilm ignores padme i’m probably just paranoid and overreacting

starwars.com: publishes an article about the most fashionable people in the galaxy and makes it a contest between only leia and lando without a single mention of padme “wears a new ridiculously stylish outfit every 5 minutes of each movie” amidala

me:

• brain, for no reason: you feel sad
• me: thanks

doughfox:

exhausted-trashgoddex:

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

theweirdwideweb:

me (two days into spring): do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong

milleemo:

softbobgrungepants:

if you play your cards right you might just win at cards

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cubik808:

me every time i see a stingray on the dash: why did you kill steve irwin