This hat has a simple function: to hold your drink on top of your head, when you need your hands free to greet someone, eat food, or roll a cigarette.
For party time, or the man about town, this hat gently suggests that it’s time to have a little fun.
This hat has two modes. With the dazzling yellow framework in the up position, this hat is a casual, relaxed accessory for the easy going lifestyle.
But we know that even in the easiest of going lifestyles, there’s still the potential for conversations that can escalate, due to time pressure, high stakes, emotional investment and divergent perspectives.
When the wearer finds themselves in such a conversation, they can flip the framework down, and now the words Mutual Purpose and Mutual Respect are in the eyeline of their wearer and their interlocutor, which keeps the conversation in a safe place allowing the free flow of ideas. A hat for the interactions you couldn’t anticipate.
This hat has two modes. In privacy mode, the flap is buttoned closed, maintaining a strict boundary between yourself and others.
But once that flap is unbuttoned, it’s an invitation to be touched! A hat for those days when you just need some contact.
This is a sensory deprivation hat, with attached earplugs, noseplugs, and eye coverings. For when you just can’t today!
I look at the people on the tube. I see empty receptacles for my hats
Why do I read any of the replies on twitter any more, it’s just the stupidest cunts alive being wrong in the most hateful way possible
I made 4 hats today. It was tiring. I’ll post them later, they probably deserve a post each
With 5 exciting new comedians, each one of whom is completely blind and deaf!
realisenothing asked:
sorry that the cult of the badass is taking you to task
I should have been stronger
I think about the cult of the badass when I watched the King of the Hill and Peggy beats up Bobby by not having testicles for him to kick
the lift should have the voice of the most respected member of the community: me
I must have a hidden signature on my student email that says “please don’t respond to me” and I appreciate all my professors respecting my wish even though i can’t see it and didn’t know thats what I wanted
the professors are doing self-care to avoid your trauma dumping
I sha-1 hashed a uuidv4 and isolated the first 8 characters.
It said “ff7cafe1”
this is a highly significant event
Indispensable nation dispensing itself
Indispensable nation dispensing itself why
Indispensable nation dispensing itself why Reddit
Lizard eggs
Good luck replacing me with a robot: I’d like to see a bucket of bolts that can get away with less than the bare minimum for decades
