Recent Mistakes

thehourlyterrier:

Read all about it here, at The Hourly Terrier

Concerning derbies, deception, and zie creatures of la deep.

Click here if you wanna read.

Concerning my duck-like feet, th’old push-iron, and the toughster.

Click here if you wanna give it a read.

My autistic son on a terraced street:

“Ugh, there’s not much driveways”

He’s quite bright, but he sometimes word jumbles when talking out loud - a problem I have myself.

The funny thing was how fed up he sounded by the lack of driveways when he said it.

“Ugh.”

image from here.

Just seen a job for a street sweeper - the responsibilities of which are to simply pick up and sweep rubbish and rubbish-like objects.

The main details are:

- Temporary
- 63 hours a week
- 1 day off a week
- Minimum wage

And yet, the applicant must also:

- HAVE PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE.

This is a horrible sounding job - the sort that should be reserved for serial killers who have just been released from jail on a technicality - a job with no security, poor pay, and fuck-awful hours, and yet the council feel like they are in a position to be picky over who applies for it?

The only stipulation on this should be:

MUST HAVE HANDS

and even that would be doing a disservice to some of the more gifted hook-users out there.

This is a review I did for the film review blog, ‘Screen 150′ - a blog on which guest writers attempt to surmise a film in exactly 150 words.

Click the pic if you wanna read what I made of ‘Domino.’

If and when Spiderman clones himself, is the plural ‘Spidermans’ or ‘Spidermen?’

image from here.

I’ll just die if nobody likes this post

(dies)

Concerning T-Rexes, testicles, and the ass-sex of evil.

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So my dog, he is drooling a lot.
He is leaving little patches of drool around the house.
And yesterday - yesterday I found two little puddles in my boots.
Is this some sort of message?

In memory of all the brave astroprimates that Nasa sent into space. For some reason. Science probably.