Flotsam and Jetsam

alien-in-the-mirror:

have the usa tried going to the imf about their money problems?

(via astroanarchy)

zenchro:

may we all bloom

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big8cola:

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

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homoidiotic:

Dog footprint on a Roman terracotta, next to a statuette of a dog

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catsconstellation:

important-animal-images:

i really like this picture so i wanted to repaint it

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greengirllover-deactivated20250:

do u guys want to go on a walk

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valtsv:

valtsv:

truly one of the most upsetting things to hear in pretty much any context is “i’m used to it”

let’s hear some flat affected cheers and listless applause from the anhedonic crowd

(via heylookitsghost)

teaboot:

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

(via astargatelover)

daughter-of-sapph0:

daughter-of-sapph0:

hate how the moderate liberal position is “trans people can play sports as long as they don’t ever win”

every single liberal is like “haha you complete fucking idiot! you think trans women are dominating at sports! check this out! *pulls up example of trans women losing at sports* checkmate, conservatives”, up until the exact moment that a trans woman is good, heaven forbid. then suddenly they don’t have an argument anymore and they’re just like “hmm. shit dude. maybe you probably shouldn’t compete actually. your joy and success is really making us feel uncomfortable”

(via closet-keys)

deepspaceboytoy:

deepspaceboytoy:

I hate that fuckin post that’s like “actually it’s not useful to say westerners enjoy a level of luxury never before imagined in human history because um. Kings didn’t have to worry about the rent” and like. Well actually I don’t know if you know this but historical rulers sort of did have a rent to worry about called the national treasury and oftentimes they’d just be straight up killed if that shit was empty but also like. I dunno like you live in a world where at literally any moment you can choose to be entertained by nearly any piece of media or culture we know of, you can eat literally any kind of food you’ve ever wanted year round with no interruptions, and also for the first time in human history getting a boo-boo isn’t just a guaranteed death sentence. Like yeah you may have to pay for these things but these are still luxuries. They are still offered to you. You think fuckin Richard the Lionheart could hop in a car, drive 15 minutes, and eat some Chinese food? You live in the most luxury-filled, convenience focused society in human history you need to start being cognizant of that.

And of course all of this only exists because your governments use every resource at their disposal to ensure that people living in the imperial periphery labor to maintain your luxury.

(via closet-keys)