Can't wait for Tape 2!
yeah yeah everyone wants fangs and wings. pick a weird animal adaptation to magically develop instead
the ability to shoot blood out of your eye
the ability to eject your guts and emit a convincing reek of death
a symbiotic partner species that rides on your head and eats your lice
a pincer that can fire off a bubble of air fast enough to shatter glass
a tongue that can wrap all the way around your head
a supernaturally acute nose comprised of a star-like cluster of sense organs
a rock-hard shell, fused to your spine
saliva so chock full of toxic bacteria that your bite is reliably fatal
nictitating membranes in your eyes
the ability to produce clone offspring
a velcro-like texture on your feet, allowing you to scale vertical walls
a bite force of 1,800 psi with a jaw to match
See ResultsSo I picked wall-climbing because I'm asexual, and it's a solid choice even if you're not, but seriously, why is a really long tongue losing so bad? It's like in 6th place. Where's all the horny people?
oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study
Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography
I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car
Literally was unscrewing something the other day and I was so ready to have to catch the screw and it just. Came with the screwdriver. Didn’t fall or nothing.
i swear I nearly cried in joy
imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.
*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep
Oh for gods sake kids it’s like piercing an ear - that’s why you put a doorframe in - you don’t hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. It’s like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It won’t scab over with a doorframe in it. You’ve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out
Oh my goodness what an honor to be Calvin’s dad
"damn I'm crying over an insect" "why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks" "it's weird how happy this small thing made me feel" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.
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Closest match: Peromyscus eremicus genome assembly, chromosome: 183
Common name: Cactus Mouse
official rat made of thread post
[ID: embroidery of a grey rat holding a red flower with falling petals. End of ID.]
A light fear installed in my mind lately so just to quench the BS... This goes to all my mutuals, followers, etc: If Tumblr as we know it ever gets demolished, where else can I find you all?
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It's not everybody so I'll make a part 2
Coming back to this because... yeah -
People I adore considering leaving the site for becoming unusable, meanwhile me and disabling auto-update for the app while it's poking at me to update and I'm doing fine.
Here's where else to find me:
Reblog due to recent news, just in case. Day 1 of Tumblr still kicking after laying off 99% of its staff. I'm not going anywhere else soon.
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