you are not a content machine. you are not a content machine. you are not a content machine. it is okay to feel unproductive. it is okay to not constantly put out something. no, you're not falling behind. no, you're not flopping. yes we still love you. so love yourself too, okay? take all the time you need.

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

Can you swap their heads ?

omg you can

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

I desperately want that rodent one

Dawn, Sunrise, Twilight ~

Oi's animation gave me cuteness aggression so bad I had to do something about it

@oidingus 🖤

#jayvik #viktor #jaycetalis #arcane   

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

Location Green Hill

Commission Illustration: landscape location with fantasy architectural elements for board game

Year: 2025 technique: ink on paper (line art) and digital coloring

It's not just to have a "do over" that doesn't involve the original cast, it's to cut them out of the royalties. Literally the entire point is to make sure all the money made by Harry Potter goes to transphobes or people willing to work with transphobes.

If you watch it, you are supporting bigotry, hate, and oppression. That's just objective reality. All for a story that you probably have already seen in movie and book form.

#the last point is especially true since the old cast receives royalties for anything with their likeness on it#meaning the original trio still gets money for every mug with their 14 year old faces on it#if they stop making those and replace them with the new cast which they will the old cast gets cut off completely#which is again exactly what rowling wants because she cannot stand those 'ungrateful brats' as she would likely put it#and as she has last say in anything that gets made in harry potter paraphernalia this might also explain the decrease in faces on products

via @discipleofkleio

I hate Rowling so much.

There's people in the notes saying they're going to watch it anyway, and you know, I understand how you can start feeling so burned out and numb from the world that it may feel too hard to avoid things that will give you a little immediate relief in some way in order to avoid the long-term impact of funding these things.

But. If you can't bring yourself to avoid watching it, you better at least fucking pirate it.

FYI, Rowling posted this today. She is actively queerphobic, do not support this project in anyway.

I know that this was a foundational thing for so many people. I was one of them. Without Harry Potter, I probably wouldn't be the person I am today.

If you're thinking about watching this anyway because you feel all that nostalgia: It's time to grow up. It's time to move on.

Don't even hate watch it. Make it fail.

It is the easiest thing ever to simply not do anything.

#oh look she's expanding the horizon of her hatred. that's nice. (i'm so tired y'all)#transphobia cw#acephobia cw

They always do, it's the same rhetoric used by the same people. The only thing that changes is the order in which the groups are targeted. Bisexual people will be next.

Maja Larsson

(local teenagers bond over masturbation, I'm too lazy to translate)

ー Mă întreb dacă sunt un fel de anamalie a naturii, spuse Wendy. Alte fete par pure ca și sânzienele, adăugă, uitându-se la cele două figuri care dansau lângă foc, rochiile lor albe încă strălucind, pe când eu mă gândesc la chestii sexuale tot timpul și mă ating pe mine însămi aproape zilnic.

ー Cred că e normal, spuse Felix, încercând să dea jos o ciupercă de pe țăruș fără să se ardă. E doar mai rușinos pentru fete să recunoască asta, dintr-un oarecare motiv cretin.

Îi oferi lui Wendy jumătate din ciupercă.

ー Cel puțin sper că e normal, contină, pentru că altfel suntem amândoi anomalii a naturii. Aș spune că aproape zilnic e chiar subestimare în cazul meu.

Wendy chicoti puțin, fericită că Felix nu o judeca și că putea în sfârșit să vorbească despre ceva ce ar fi crezut acum câțiva ani că avea să ducă în mormânt.

ー Câteodată sunt singură acasă și mă bucur că pot să încerc să fac asta în locații noi, recunoscu ea, râsul oferindu-i o scuză bună ca să-și acopere fața cu o mână.

Felix pufni în râs la rândul lui, aproape înecându-se cu ciuperca.

ー Știu ce zici, știu ce zici, se grăbi el să spună după ce tuși. Am crezut că o să o iau mai moale acum că mă văd cu [REDACTED], dar câteodată fac sex și în aceeași zi când ajung acasă, doar gândindu-mă la ce am făcut--

Își termină propoziția cu hohot de râs în loc de cuvinte coerente, molipsind-o și pe Wendy.

ー Zboruri, Felix, tu măcar ai la ce să te gândești, spuse ea, ținându-se de burtă, pe mine ce m-a... motivat ultima dată a fost o țelină care, dacă mijeai ochii, semăna puțin-puțin cu o pereche de picioare și un fund-- ha ha ha.

Felix o prinse de braț și o scutură.

ー Știu despre care țelină vorbești! reuși el să exclame, înainte să își piardă duhul râzând.

Quick EN Translation (with a couple silly notes):

"I wonder if I am a wonder of nature," said Wendy. "Other girls seem pure, like the fae (forgot their English name)," she added, watching the dancing figures around the fire litting up their white robes: "While I think about horny stuff all the time and I touch myself nearly every day."

"I think it's normal," said Felix, attempting to take a mushroom off the stake (really tempted to say impaler as a joke) without burning himself. "It's just more embarrassing for girls to admit, for whatever cretin reason."

He offered Wendy half. "At least, I hope it is normal. Otherwise we're both wonders of nature. To say I do it everyday is an understatement."

Wendy chuckled a bit, glad that Felix was not judging her and that she finally found someone she could talk to about these things, which she believed years ago it would land her in a coffin. "Sometimes I'm home alone, happy that I can try it in new places." The laughter gives her a pretty good excuse to hide her face with her hand.

Felix burst out laughing himself, nearly choking on that mushroom. "I know what you mean, I do." He rushed out after coughing. "I thought I'd slow down after going out with [REDACTED] but sometimes I have sex and on the same day, I arrive home; just thinking about what I've done --" He ends his sentence in more incoherent laughter, which has Wendy going as well.

"Soarers, Felix, you at least have what to think about," said she, holding her belly, "last time, what... motivated me was a celery which, if you squinted your eyes, could look a tiny bit like a pair of legs and an ass -- ha ha!"

Felix grabbed her arm and shook her.

"I know which celery you're talking about!" He managed to exclaim, before trading his soul in for laughter.

Wendy, you guys are stressed and bags of hormones. It makes sense. Lol. Foarte teenager of them să ia la batjocură țelina, apropo.

did a thing for the funsies

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ thank you for translating!!

Yes, book five might as well be called the Soarers and That Semester They Were All Horny (în schimb îi spune Zburătorii și Ardeii which honestly comes pretty close lmao)