Top 10 favourite hp characters???
1. auntie muriel [she's firing out banger after banger from the second she arrives on the page and she sustains that level until the moment the wedding ends - fantastic energy, i love to see it]
2. that auld fella at the quidditch world cup who refuses to wear trousers [live your truth, king]
3. dawlish [both voldemort and dumbledore take the time to point out that he's completely incompetent and then the conclusion of his character arc is him getting fucking wrecked by an old lady]
4. mrs cole [day-drinking is a proud tradition and i'm delighted she honoured it - harry being genuinely impressed by how much she can put away is one of the funniest things he ever does]
5. the portrait in st mungo's which claims ron has spattergroit and which deserves to be thanked for clearly inspiring his cover-story in deathly hallows
6. gladys gudgeon, who doesn't abandon her devotion to lockhart, even after his brain injury
7. madam rosmerta [she manages to sustain her position as the hottest woman in hogsmeade over a period of at least twenty years - unmatched aura]
8. the employee at the owl office who received a postal order form from a cat and thought "legit"
9. piers polkiss [yer man finessed multiple day-trips out of the dursleys, what a #girlboss]
10. hagrid's dad [he walked so that the monster-fucking girlies on tumblr could run, and don't you forget it]