“he killed people” have you considered that i don’t give a FUCK that’s my 61 year old babygirl who loves his daughter and has never done anything wrong in his life leave him alone!!!
the fact that louis actively dislikes the theatres des vampires but goes because claudia wants him there while she performs, and the fact that claudia gets on stage and IMMEDIATELY looks right to him because she's so proud and wants to make sure he's seeing her up there
that's her dad, your honor 🥺
at this point iwtvtwt probably just spins a wheel every morning to decide which topic they are going to be pissed about because i can’t see any other explanation for always being so freaking MISERABLE like don’t y’all get tired??
tag yourself: things freddie mercury actually did
- never learned how to drive or use a microwave because he figured that someone else would do it
- his husband jim hutton asked him to to leave “fried chicken” as the last line of one vision, a serious song about global unity. he did it.
- got into an argument with sid vicious from the sex pistols. called him “simon ferocious” and (depending on the story) threw him out of the room
- performed with the royal ballet despite Not Knowing how to do ballet and said that the stretching hurt him in places he didn’t even know that he had
- mistook weed for tea, made himself a cup of tea with it, drank it, and thought he was dying
- owned ten cats like the gay icon he is, wrote a song about his favorite cat delilah that involves meowing sounds produced by a guitar. (as you do.)
The tea story kills me every time however I’d like to clarify there was actually tea there but there was also weed mixed with it and it hadn’t been separated yet so he just unknowingly dumped it all in and proceeded to go crazy (allegedly) but anyway, allow me to add:
- Called his boyfriend every night at 4 am so the landlady got pissed and evicted him so he’d have no choice but to move in with Freddie
• once took a driving lesson and left ten minutes in because he couldn’t be arsed with it
• handed a man a cheque and immediately told him to fuck off
• would run out of his bathroom screaming every time he saw a spider