Guts & Glory

mxmischievous:
fucktoyfelix:
Etsy sex toy ban sparks seller outrage
The platform says it's because of "evolving" industry standards but sellers say they feel "betrayed."
bbc.com
This is horrible, as Etsy was the best place to get high quality kink gear and now many of those shops have been banned.

Big brand alternatives often sell much lower quality items than individual sellers selling hand made items. This is what happens when people treat sex as something inherently unsafe: artists have their livelihood destroyed.

If anyone is aware of the personal websites of some of these artists who got banned, please link them and I’ll try to compile a list.
Etsy sucks for this; here’s a masterpost I’ve saved that has really good sex toys -
From @littlemistit here
I’d check out spicerack.maket, some of my favorite etsy shops moved there after the ban. Also check to see if the folks you bought from on etsy has their own website. My 100% favorite dildo shop - fantasticocks - have their own site that I buy from now.

Reblogged from terranatior | 2,628 notes | December 21, 2024

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ladymariayuri:

i havent had anybody bounce and moan on it since…. (a haunted look flashes across my face) the incident.

Reblogged from mauls-fair-in-love-and-war | 17,302 notes | December 3, 2024

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greenflamethegf:

clarificationsw:
athena-cat-wizard-official:
real-live-human:
athena-cat-wizard-official:
keeper-of-the-flames:
clarificationsw:
athena-cat-wizard-official:
chaussurre:
clarificationsw:
athena-cat-wizard-official:
clarificationsw:
rubbing my penis
big if true
not really, it’s slightly below average
The average penis, when soft, is much smaller than the overwhelming majority of erect penises. As a large majority of penises are currently at rest, it follows that any penises in attack position must be of larger size than the overall average penis size.
It must also be noted that rubbed penis quickly grow to their peak size.
Ergo, big if true.
🔥✍️
ok but how do we know everyone isnt hard currently? your argument is built off of an assumption that we cannot verify and therefore your argument is unsound.
Schrodinger’s penis exists in a superposition of both hard and soft until it is observed
i think schrodingers penis has actually decomposed by now he’s been dead like 60 years
Schrodinger’s penis exists in a superposition of both decomposed and fresh and juicy until it is observed
hey im no longer rubbing my penis btw
Neither is schrodinger

Reblogged from icedefloweringtornado | 38,376 notes | October 16, 2024

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snakeguy999:

OFFTOBER DAY 2. Impurity

Reblogged from cobaltbeam | 6,842 notes | October 7, 2024

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perforated-paper:

unclefather:
wassupstyles:
What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
very polite
Multitasking

Reblogged from kitausuret | 783,201 notes | October 1, 2024

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i-am-a-fish:

glassanomaly:
i-am-a-fish:
men should grunt and moan more
fish what is this
it’s called manifesting

Reblogged from darkpuck | 11,976 notes | September 29, 2024

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lyonnerileyauthor:

there’s just something about a monster with really big hands.
he tries to fit a finger inside you, and it feels so big.
when he holds your hand and yours vanishes into his.
the way he pins you down with them, keeping you in place while he takes you, over and over again.
cradling your chin, telling you how good you were, how well you took his cock.
and holding you close, so safe and secure, while you fall asleep.

Reblogged from momolady | 1,507 notes | September 19, 2024

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