US election dream cast
- Republican candidate: Gay Latino man with full sleeve tattoo on his right arm. He does debates in sleeveless suits and Anderson Cooper has a noticeable crush on him.
- Democratic candidate: A straight man named Bill, but he’s in a polycule.
- Green party candidate: Everyone else in Bill’s polycule. They walk and talk in unison like a gang in a children’s cartoon.
- Libertarian candidate: Marina Diamandis
LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????
this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible
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So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.
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