one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake
i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw
Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google “Boston Tea Party” for more
It’s so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you’re a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande
Sorry, the actual plot is funnier bc the options are actually Ariana Geande and Your Son.
remember in 2007 or 2008 when emo was at its peak and gay marriage wasn’t legal and so we had boys in eyeliner and skirts making out with each other at the mall in protest. i think we need this again
i know the floppy haired emo boys of 2006 and 2007 are in their late 30s now and perhaps even their 40s and they have jobs in tech and middle management but PLEASE. we need you. we need you to dye your hair black and put your fucking snakebites back in and paint your nails and go to the mall and kiss each other
i dont care that you have a wife if she’s cool she’ll get it
Because you all know I’m a fact checker, I wanted to give some additional data on this:
KY/NE- minimum marrying age is 17
AZ/AR/ID/MT/SC/TX/WV- minimum marrying age is 16
KS-minimum marrying age is 15.
OK- no minimum marrying age
To put that in petespective: in the US, you must be 16 to get a driver’s license. You must be 17 to purchase a rated r movie on DVD in a store. You must 18 to vote, to enlist in the military, buy tobacco products, lottery tickets, spray paint and many brands of glue. You must be 21 to purchase and drink alcohol.
Child marriage also disproportionately effects young girls that, in an overwhelming number of child marriages in the us, its underage girls marrying older men. Obviously this isn’t always the case but if you look at these same states stance on abortion(zero tolerance), and sex education(religiously based and abstinenceonly), it paints a pretty clear picture. To them, teenage girls dont children, they are an expendable resource.
Drag on the other hand? We’ll they have to “ protect” their children from the idea that maybe there are other ways to life you life and maybe queer people CAN be happy an fulfilled, because it goes directly against the narrative thst gay people are miserable monsters doomed for misery and bound for hell.
