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0v9:
gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:
this is what upstairs neighbors have
baking with my mama
behold, using the latest gene splicing techniques we’ve managed to resuscitate the fennec fox from extinction
the student said, “i’m reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes.” and the teacher replied, “ah, dogen’s instructions for the cook, written in 1237?” “yeah,” said the student, “it’s saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot”
letting rats fall into the rice pot violates the buddhist concept of nonviolence, ahimsa. and this is one of the more dauntingly advanced cookbooks i’ve ever seen
ingredients: 1 grain of dust.
step 1 turn the Wheel of Reality within the grain of dust
Aphrodite née de l'écume (Aphrodite born of the sea foam) by Georges Antoine Rochegrosse (French historical and decorative painter, 1859-1938)
“there’s a guy in the walls” movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.
<currently blogging from inside this idiot’s walls>
PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I’m gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me
thread it down here champ, we’ll get this installed come hell or high water
you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls
Today’s Seal Is: Some Kind Of Wuppy
My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities
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