One thing about me is I am not doing so well

“So, THAT is your comfort character?”

*points at the dead fictional man with a tragic past and unresolved trauma*

“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.

Me entering a bookstore: *my skin clears, an ethereal glow emanates from my body, small woodland animals gather at my feet, I am at peace*

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

being a bookworm with adhd™ be like:

read an entire book in one sitting or not being able to read two full sentences

i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting

i am always one little emotional crisis away from an online purchase

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!!

• nothing
• i have absolutely nothing
• u should be giving me stuff
• i have no money
• please donate

hope iʼm not just a blog to you but a problematic bisexual too