I don’t know why I’m still on this hellscape of a website || Fandom Old™️
AO3: bearpantaloons
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
me self reblogging my posts just in case the specific mutual currently online that I think would like it hasn’t already seen it
HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn’t have any other songs that sound like that
yeah, this is my pet knight, she’s a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she’s a snob, also.
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“the early 2010s were better” no they weren’t. “hey soul sister” was on the radio.
stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.
Do not obey in advance.
Keep hating It’s working
Okay but reblogging specifically for “Tesla in Distressla” because whoever came up with that tagine deserves a moment of recognition.
what if it GETS her though 😥
via @swatercolor [insta]
This is the best tag I’ve ever received on a post, I think
my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo
me: mama what the hell does that mean
my mom: so muscular