tear-dropp:

2023 is in 3 months and im still processing 2020

ashstfu:

women can not be blamed for having hundreds of screenshots we’ll never use in our camera roll. it’s the gatherer instinct

iilef:

I don’t like being told what to do but I like being told what to do

chaampagnemamii:

“ur so funny” thanks i cant wait to cry tonight

creepish:

wtf is a drivers license. let me do what i want

slowheart:

sorry for taking so long to text you back i was plagued by issues and situations of daily life that i should be used to by now..

lamm-j:

bro i’m ready to sleep for two months straight

estperpetua:

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

parakeet:

remember back in the day spending hours trying to get the perfect theme for ur blog having it reflect ur whole identity. nowadays its like. i havent looked at my blog on desktop in 4 years and neither has anyone else

adampvrrish:

ohio? like from glee? that’s not a real place

ink-phoenix:

aromantic-spinda:

My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?

Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are “communicate” and “break up”* yeah sure go ahead

*adds a sticky note that reads KILL HIM* to spice things up