David Lynch’s Weather Report 3/6/21, 4/10/21, 2/20/22… among others! It was a very recurring sentiment. He wanted everyone to have good luck and fun with our projects.
[ID 1: A Death note comic. Light Yagami and L are sitting in front of a desk with two PCs, with the latter eating a slice of cake. L starts with “Light-kun”? to which Yagami replies with a curious hum. The detective continues “I have a question I have been meaning to ask you.” Kira replies out loud with “A question?” while thinking: “Dammit… another test to gauge my likelihood of being Kira… What could it be this time? Have I done something Suspicious? Darn… The bastard knew just when to catch me off guard…”. L then asks “What are your pronouns?” to which the highschool student replies out loud with a question “My pronouns?” while thinking: “Fuck!!! I wasn’t expecting that! What does he mean by this? Do I just say he/him? But that’s how we’ve been referring to Kira! I can’t afford any more similarities… Should I just leave it ambiguous and say they/them? but Kira is ambiguous! That would raise L’s suspicion for sure… What about a neopronoun? But I’m only a teenage guy in the early 2000s! That would shatter my cool straight guy persona, I shouldn’t even know what a neopronoun is! I’m taking too long to respond… I need to say something, fast!” Then Light says out loud: “She/her” while thinking “Fuck!”. End: ID 1]
[ID 2: A continuation of the above comic. L looks surprised and is silent and Yagami is clearly uncomfortable, also silent. Then the detective thinks quietly: “I see… A trans villain. In hindsight I suppose it explains a lot, but I admit this is an unexpected outcome. What does she expect me to do with this information? Am I to refer to her as such in front of the investigation team? In public? Or is this something I’m expected to keep between us? I need to tread carefully to maintain her trust and expose her as Kira without being transphobic. She knows she’s put me in a very precarious position, socially speaking. I can’t afford to slip up here. I know just what to do.” L says out loud “Me too”. End: ID 2]
Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this
[ID: The first image is a meme captioned, “Roses are red. April is gray. But in a few weeks, (photo of an uncooked ramen block)”
The second image is a collection of confused comments from the notes, trying to figure out what the ramen represents. Comments include “Noodles are gay.” “Ramen is bae?” “ramen for days????” “instant noodles????? / instant noodles” “ramen is gay?” “…ramen olé?” “who the heck is JT?”, one of the pictures of the ‘woman doing math’ meme, and someone listing two brands that the ramen in the meme could be.
The final image is a comment from mercutial, that says, “For everyone who’s confused, there’s a song by NSYNC called ‘It’s Gonna Be Me,’ and 'me’ is pronounced like 'may.’ So there’s a meme where every April, people post 'It’s gonna be May’ with a picture of Justin Timberlake from the music video for the song. His hair was bleached platinum blonde and was really curly, so it looked like ramen noodles.” End ID]
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
“how dare you say we piss on the poor” in response to someone misinterpreting your post
“_ isnt gonna fuck you” for suck up behavior
“woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?” for who the fuck cares
“and what if the world was made of pudding” for when would this ever matter.
“and sharks are smooth both ways” for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
“.. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat” for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that’s just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl
Don’t forget “and then everybody clapped” for calling “fake” on a heartwarming story about getting to put someone in their place with a sick burn
a tweer by X user @KDimitratos which says, “Saw something that said: treat youe kids with so much love that if someone mistreats them, they will immediately know.
hey kids did you know that computers didn’t used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.
I’ve been in “chrysalis mode” working on various projects and i haven’t had much to share recently - so lets look back at some older works!
I started working on moving toward freelancing in 2020 and since then I’ve made a lot of drawings I’m proud of. Here are some faves! Many are available as prints in my shop. :-)
sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source
[ID: tumblr post by @ r0zeclawz and screenshotted by @ thememedaddy reading: “what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went “you havent made a list in a while! 🙂” are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now”. End ID]
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