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salt @ shanes b@lls

21 | she/her | 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 |
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my two fav things r superman and shane (s-squared). what more could a girl need .. feel free to drop me an sdv request in my inbox !!
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crunchybeards

Get Kenny away from me please.

I love him I really do but good god that underwear is atrocious and it somehow became canon.

@salt-n-salt still can't believe you made this underwear canon to his character.

salt-n-salt

everybody please thank crunchy for his service to kendall nation we would not have canon kendall undies if not for crunchys service say thank you

a peek into the kendall underwear drawer everyone please don’t be jealous of Kendall’s bomb underwear im sure he’s willing to share farmer kendall sdv stardew valley

darticous

salt-n-salt asked:

so what if i was greedy and asked for shane

darticous answered:

Shane my poopy aggghgggg 😢💗

salt-n-salt

that’s snuggle muffin yall ,, and everybody clapped

snorted this straight up my nose the world is so beautiful KKKKYYYYAAAA GGGGRRERAAAAAA my shirt is gone sdv shane sdv stardew valley

kardamonich

I downloaded a new brush....joyfully....🦀🦀🦀

so whimsy .. sdv stardew valley

crunchybeards

Whatever be free my scarabs.

Farmer Callum belongs to @oorangesoda

Farmer Beau belongs to @fuerrziah

Farmer Kendall belongs to @salt-n-salt

salt-n-salt

JUST EXPLODED EVERYWHERE BYEEEE THE ANGELS DESCENDED TO TAKE ME AWAY BYEEE 😍👋

WHATS HE LOOKING LIKE A DELICIOUS BADDIE FOR 🙈🙈🙈 EEEHEEEHEEE he would somehow get the job get demoted get demoted again earn worst employee and get fired all in one day love to think that hit either trimmed his own or shanes hair and stuck it to his arms w glue to achieve the look ONE FLEX AND ITS OVER FOR HIMMMM POP THOSE SEAMSSSSS PLEASEEEE that was a moment of weakness i apologize crunchy when i get u crunchy when i get u crunchy everyone looks so baddylicious here ok vogue um so anyway phone background 😍😍 sdv stardew valley farmer kendall farmer callum farmer beau

darticous

Anonymous asked:

hiiii how abt some older bachelors bonding?? or being silly all togetherrrr?? love your art greatly btw!!!!!!

darticous answered:

hi hi thank yoo 🩷

girls night out

what a blessing for me on this day sdv stardew valley

darticous

fuerrziah asked:

HII gosh I love your art style so much, big fan of the way you draw Elliott. Feel free to doodle my guy if you want to and have no ideas :3(also he's big fan of cross stitching, just dropping doodle idea here..)

darticous answered:

WHAT HELLO I LOVE BEAU SO MUCH!!1! I have seen your farmer before and the first time I did I instantly fell in love… I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again LONG HAIR IS MY WEAKNESS!!!