So two of the kids I watch gathered that I am a witch because A: I like bugs B: My hair is purple and C: my bones make weird sounds. They very much like me and call me the nice witch.
I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away.
when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
jokerkind specibus ass
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But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.
What were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament?
i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. that’s not attending the devil’s sacrament that’s investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight
Sometimes I have to remind my dad that he’s a master furniture maker and most people do not possess encyclopedic knowledge of European and American furniture styles and the history of wood glue
If there’s one thing you as a regular person need to know it’s that the highest quality wood furniture out there is not held together with metal screws. Metal isn’t generally used in actually good wooden furniture outside of hinges and decorative bits. This is because when the wood and metal expand and contract over time they change at different rates and over many years this slowly pushes the screws out.
Really good wood furniture is made by using joinery and wood glue. Possibly just joinery if you do it correctly. The wood and glue expand and contract at the same rate and this makes the furniture last way longer. We’re talking centuries longer.
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