🙏 gamers i feel i must remind you all that i am Not Cool with minors (under 18) following me. i block people when i catch them but sincerely, if that applies to u and u just didn’t know up until now pls unfollow. thank

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OCs are so fun and I think its awesome that even people who don't plan to publish a story or draw that well will have them. Its just good for you to have toys in your brain to play with.

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Anonymous wrote

On the subject of "aw man i wish i could say x," one of the major reasons I've never been able to do the BoS questline in 4 is because they're condescending in ways that I should be able to respond to. What's the point of forcing the player to be a lawyer or soldier if we can't speak Latin or reference our combat experience to shut down smug jackasses?

calder answered

honestly tho the dialogue in 4/76 feels like it was written by someone who hates stories

it literally was. emil says he deliberately avoids making his stories complicated because if you try to do something interesting players will “rip it up and make paper airplanes out of it.” he considers QA people skipping dialogue to be evidence of this belief

it’s a testament to how mellow my follower base has become that i haven’t gotten a 50k essay in my askbox on how problematique it is to joke about trans people liking gundam. how the fandom has changed

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