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yโ€™all Iโ€™m in Atlantis but frozen literally all winter and flooded all spring

Mkay guys gals and gays

I need help

I need yโ€™allโ€™s thoughts on who I should be

either

MARIE ANTOINETTE

or

HAMILTON (historical.)

with a win of 6 votes

MARIE ANTOINETTE

Hey students, hereโ€™s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while youโ€™re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up withย โ€œdear hello, I am sick and not sure if Iโ€™ll be alive to come tomorrow and Iโ€™m sorry, best slutantions, [name]โ€.

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, Iโ€™d probably believe they were sick.

โ€œSlutantionsโ€ has me crying laughing

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i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

โ€œI amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blueโ€

the subject line was โ€œOWโ€

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN โ€œOWโ€

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class Iโ€™d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line โ€œyou good?โ€

Reblogging for the last addition

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so thereโ€™s about a month and a half block of time where Iโ€™m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldnโ€™t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like โ€œNot sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.โ€ I didnโ€™t think until the next day that it probably wasnโ€™t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you werenโ€™t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that sheโ€™d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

Itโ€™s even worse than i remember it

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email โ€œDead cant class soryโ€

i was very sick over new years and one day i woke up to find i had emailed my manager in the middle of the night:

she said it was the most beautiful sick email sheโ€™s ever gotten

oh what a gorgeous thread

sheโ€™s so me

โ€œSo close youโ€™re actually-โ€œ

SHUT UP โ€ผ๏ธ SHE IS SO ME

Blocking all of us because you decided to make the server public without talking to everyone in the group first to double check if everyone was okay with it, then also proceeding to ban any members that opposed is actually fucking insane btw! Youโ€™re in your fucking 20โ€™s, grow up. I am disappointed in you, and I shouldโ€™ve never given you ownership.

Bro also deleted the server lmao. How fucking immature do you have to be? A server that I MADE btw! They didnโ€™t make it, I DID!!

LITERALLYYY !!!!!! its so embarrassing . how are you 20-something and acting younger then the youngest ppl in the server . throwing a temper tantrum and throwing shit everywhere and telling everyone else to pick it up. so sucks @shortnfuckinsweet when i get you...... @rebelmenaceonegirlriot WHEN I GET YOU!!!!!

REAL OH MY GOD DUDE

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i honestly don't see how I'm immature in this. I told both Zach and Mabel to DM me privately, so that the people who did join wouldn't see or deal with the bs, but neither one did. When Zach started getting hissy, bc last I checked, I didn't throw names in until I banned them, that's when I pulled the plug. I'm not the one moping and groaning on a public platform. If you wanted to make a new server, go for it! You guys already have Pedernation. So, i don't see why you can't make another or add in the current members. You guys need to grow up, not me.

The gaslighting is actually crazy and insane. You deleted MY discord sever, that I made SPECIFICALLY for the group. I did not give you consent to do that. Even if you were the new owner, you fucking erased months worth of memories all because you had a tiny little hissy fit, and wanted to make some sort of dumb example. Youโ€™re fucking pathetic, like actually. This is the most ridiculous petty bs drama that Iโ€™ve ever seen in my entire life.

and this isn't something that hasn't been discussed before, we've had more then one fucking conversation about kit not respecting boundaries and actually waiting and being patient when it comes to waiting for people's responses to their questions

so kit, the answer what you said in the image below is certain: yes. you don't deserve friends. not if this is how you're going to treat them. i need you to talk a long hard look in the mirror and deconstruct the way you act around people. you treat your friends like they're just there by you just to say you have friends.

even until the bitter end of the conversation we had last night, you called mabel by cam's name, and disrespected a boundary he's placed several months ago and has since been consistent with telling everyone to respect it. you never cared for anyone in our friend group and i will always stand by that.

the light in the room dims whenever you're around. i just simply don't like you, and after last night i don't think i could find a bone in my body to ever like you again. and i hope you take this to heart.. if you have one, anyway.

and instantly blocked. LMFAO

FCKING CRYING THEY DEACTIVATED

BECAUSE THEY KNEW YALL WERE RIGHT. THEY SHOULDNโ€™T HAVE DONE ANY OF THAT SHIT.

NO LITERALLY LMAO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

LITERAL FUCKING MINORโ€™S ARE MORE MATURE THAN THEM๐Ÿ’€

BROS IN THEIR 20โ€™S AND THEY ACT LIKE A CHILD LMAO

Iโ€™M LIKE 5 YEARS OR SOMETHING YOUNGER THAN THEM (I canโ€™t count for shit istg)

AND I DONT FUCKING WHINE ABOUT SOMETHING I DID

Blocking all of us because you decided to make the server public without talking to everyone in the group first to double check if everyone was okay with it, then also proceeding to ban any members that opposed is actually fucking insane btw! Youโ€™re in your fucking 20โ€™s, grow up. I am disappointed in you, and I shouldโ€™ve never given you ownership.

Bro also deleted the server lmao. How fucking immature do you have to be? A server that I MADE btw! They didnโ€™t make it, I DID!!

LITERALLYYY !!!!!! its so embarrassing . how are you 20-something and acting younger then the youngest ppl in the server . throwing a temper tantrum and throwing shit everywhere and telling everyone else to pick it up. so sucks @shortnfuckinsweet when i get you...... @rebelmenaceonegirlriot WHEN I GET YOU!!!!!

REAL OH MY GOD DUDE

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shortnfuckinsweet-deactivated20

i honestly don't see how I'm immature in this. I told both Zach and Mabel to DM me privately, so that the people who did join wouldn't see or deal with the bs, but neither one did. When Zach started getting hissy, bc last I checked, I didn't throw names in until I banned them, that's when I pulled the plug. I'm not the one moping and groaning on a public platform. If you wanted to make a new server, go for it! You guys already have Pedernation. So, i don't see why you can't make another or add in the current members. You guys need to grow up, not me.

The gaslighting is actually crazy and insane. You deleted MY discord sever, that I made SPECIFICALLY for the group. I did not give you consent to do that. Even if you were the new owner, you fucking erased months worth of memories all because you had a tiny little hissy fit, and wanted to make some sort of dumb example. Youโ€™re fucking pathetic, like actually. This is the most ridiculous petty bs drama that Iโ€™ve ever seen in my entire life.

and this isn't something that hasn't been discussed before, we've had more then one fucking conversation about kit not respecting boundaries and actually waiting and being patient when it comes to waiting for people's responses to their questions

so kit, the answer what you said in the image below is certain: yes. you don't deserve friends. not if this is how you're going to treat them. i need you to talk a long hard look in the mirror and deconstruct the way you act around people. you treat your friends like they're just there by you just to say you have friends.

even until the bitter end of the conversation we had last night, you called mabel by cam's name, and disrespected a boundary he's placed several months ago and has since been consistent with telling everyone to respect it. you never cared for anyone in our friend group and i will always stand by that.

the light in the room dims whenever you're around. i just simply don't like you, and after last night i don't think i could find a bone in my body to ever like you again. and i hope you take this to heart.. if you have one, anyway.

and instantly blocked. LMFAO

FCKING CRYING THEY DEACTIVATED

BECAUSE THEY KNEW YALL WERE RIGHT. THEY SHOULDNโ€™T HAVE DONE ANY OF THAT SHIT.

NO LITERALLY LMAO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

LITERAL FUCKING MINORโ€™S ARE MORE MATURE THAN THEM๐Ÿ’€

Blocking all of us because you decided to make the server public without talking to everyone in the group first to double check if everyone was okay with it, then also proceeding to ban any members that opposed is actually fucking insane btw! Youโ€™re in your fucking 20โ€™s, grow up. I am disappointed in you, and I shouldโ€™ve never given you ownership.

Bro also deleted the server lmao. How fucking immature do you have to be? A server that I MADE btw! They didnโ€™t make it, I DID!!

LITERALLYYY !!!!!! its so embarrassing . how are you 20-something and acting younger then the youngest ppl in the server . throwing a temper tantrum and throwing shit everywhere and telling everyone else to pick it up. so sucks @shortnfuckinsweet when i get you...... @rebelmenaceonegirlriot WHEN I GET YOU!!!!!

REAL OH MY GOD DUDE

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shortnfuckinsweet-deactivated20

i honestly don't see how I'm immature in this. I told both Zach and Mabel to DM me privately, so that the people who did join wouldn't see or deal with the bs, but neither one did. When Zach started getting hissy, bc last I checked, I didn't throw names in until I banned them, that's when I pulled the plug. I'm not the one moping and groaning on a public platform. If you wanted to make a new server, go for it! You guys already have Pedernation. So, i don't see why you can't make another or add in the current members. You guys need to grow up, not me.

The gaslighting is actually crazy and insane. You deleted MY discord sever, that I made SPECIFICALLY for the group. I did not give you consent to do that. Even if you were the new owner, you fucking erased months worth of memories all because you had a tiny little hissy fit, and wanted to make some sort of dumb example. Youโ€™re fucking pathetic, like actually. This is the most ridiculous petty bs drama that Iโ€™ve ever seen in my entire life.

and this isn't something that hasn't been discussed before, we've had more then one fucking conversation about kit not respecting boundaries and actually waiting and being patient when it comes to waiting for people's responses to their questions

so kit, the answer what you said in the image below is certain: yes. you don't deserve friends. not if this is how you're going to treat them. i need you to talk a long hard look in the mirror and deconstruct the way you act around people. you treat your friends like they're just there by you just to say you have friends.

even until the bitter end of the conversation we had last night, you called mabel by cam's name, and disrespected a boundary he's placed several months ago and has since been consistent with telling everyone to respect it. you never cared for anyone in our friend group and i will always stand by that.

the light in the room dims whenever you're around. i just simply don't like you, and after last night i don't think i could find a bone in my body to ever like you again. and i hope you take this to heart.. if you have one, anyway.

and instantly blocked. LMFAO

FCKING CRYING THEY DEACTIVATED

BECAUSE THEY KNEW YALL WERE RIGHT. THEY SHOULDNโ€™T HAVE DONE ANY OF THAT SHIT.

Guys, why are there so many gay people named Will?

Will from Nevermore.

Will from Hooky.

Will from Percy Jackson.

Not really canon but there is no way Something Rottenโ€™s interpretation of William Shakespeare is straight.

I barely watched Stranger Things but I think I heard that Will is gay.

Tell me about more gay Wills. This name is inherently homosexual to me now.

I apologize to all the straight Wills out there.

WILL FROM HOOKY MENTIONED ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

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