Thursday, April 18, 2024

yes i am doing this again: Shit I’ve Published

shit published by not me

vine in Between the Shores (as Melissa Snowdon)

the krake-hunter in Pick Your Poison (as Derek Des Anges)

sussicran: a love story in A Fool For You (as Melissa Snowdon)

the invention of terms in Vulture Bones #5 (as Derek Des Anges)

the scourge in Dear Leader (as Derek Des Anges)

weed in Ooh, That Smell/On The Premises #36 (as Derek Des Anges)

when someone speaks your language (excerpt) in Erato: Flash Fiction (as Derek Des Anges) 

light from the darkness in And Lately, The Sun (as Derek Des Anges)

eating up your free time in ProleSCARYat: Tales of Horror and Class Warfare (as Derek Des Anges)

unfair exchange in Lemonspouting #1 (as Derek Des Anges) FREE to read, supported by donations EDIT: Lemonspouting is defunct but you can download the story here.

ev(i)e of destruction in Spirit Machine: Tales of Seance Fiction (as Derek Des Anges)

inkmanship in Cunning Linguists (as Melissa Snowdon)

Down Time> in 580 Split (as Derek Des Anges) FREE to read, no donations required.

those in peril in Universe of Attractions (as Derek Des Anges)

Virolution in The Antihumanist, 4th Edition (as Derek Des Anges) FREE to read, supported by donations.

the mycoremediato in Save The World (as Derek Des Anges)

the price of power in Triangulation: Energy (as Derek Des Anges)

cordyceps stendhalli in long con magazine issue 11 (as Derek Des Anges)

the nighthouse keeper in funemployment spring issue 1 (as Derek Des Anges) (a digital version is also available from their shop)

complicit in nonbinary review #29 (as Derek Des Anges) (a limited numer print run is also available from their shop)

A Well-Placed Word in For The Good of the Realm (as Derek Des Anges)

The Truth in Corporate Catharsis: The Work From Home Edition (As Derek Des Anges)

Coming Out in Bound In Flesh (as Derek Des Anges)

Aftermath in The Saltbush Review #3 (as Derek Des Anges)

Grown Gown in Baffling Magazine #12 (as Derek Des Anges) FREE to read online

Malcontent in Triangulation: Seven Day Weekend (as Derek Des Anges)

A Change of Clothes in PodCastle 799 (as Derek Des Anges) FREE to read OR listen to online, narrated by Isaac Harwood

The Icky Business of Compromise in Transform the World (as Derek Des Anges)

Protocols for Beauty in Learning to be Human (as Derek Des Anges)

One Last Time in Escalators to Hell (as Derek Des Anges)

a healthy, happy holiday, in Carpe Noctem (as Derek Des Anges)

unwitnessed in Brink #8 (as Derek Des Anges). I can’t link directly to Brink #8, but that’s the one you want.

novels by me

pass the parcel (as Delilah Des Anges; this is very long)

the other daughter (as Delilah Des Anges)

protect me from what i want (as Delilah Des Anges: THIS COMES WITH SEVERAL CONTENT WARNINGS)

brown bread, boys (as Delilah Des Anges)

as simple as hunger (as D Des Anges)

the circle (as Derek Des Anges)

the next big one (as Derek Des Anges)

heavy (as Derek Des Anges)

architects of the flesh (as Derek Des Anges)

a tourist’s guide to the ideal london (as Derek Des Anges)

romance/erotica novels by me

the breaking of m (as Melissa Snowdon: somewhat kinky, m/m)

tame (as Melissa Snowdon, f/f)

novellas by me

the curious case of the firecrotch (as Melissa Snowdon, with Dioynsia Hill)

above decency(as Melissa Snowdon)

individual short stories published by me

hannah match-maker’s new skates (as Delilah Des Anges)

saint grimbald’s me (as Delilah Des Anges)

vessel 151-B(as Delilah Des Anges)

the renaka device (as D Des Anges)

the traitor (as D Des Anges)

in the trenches (as Derek Des Anges)

the forty-hour train murder (as Derek Des Anges) THIS STORY IS FREE/PAY WHAT YOU CHOOSE

jubilee (as Derek Des Anges)

b-sides (as Derek Des Anges: this is a collection of 4 stories)

baked (as Derek Des Anges)

plot devices (as Derek Des Anges)

Craigalanus (as Derek Des Anges)

on, or off (as Derek Des Anges)

on, or off (as Derek Des Anges)

the terrible forgiveness of michael shale (as Derek Des Anges) FREE TO READ

individual short erotica/romance stories published by me

il pompinaro’s apprentice and the witchcraft of the instant paint (as Melissa Snowdon, m/m)

pantsgiving (as Melissa Snowdon, m/m)

deck your balls with fancy panties (as Melissa Snowdon, m/m)

individual short [gay] porn/sexual horror stories published by me

auruns and the great god pan (as Max Stroke)

twilight of the idols: pounded in the ass by the concept of autonihilism (as Max Stroke)

rank and filed: gangbanged in a barracks (as Max Stroke)

transmissible: rawed by a werewolf (as Max Stroke)

rites of the risen sun god, third century (as Max Stroke: sexual horror rather than porn)

stock market: a most calamitous tale of crime punish’d (as Max Stroke)

unknown depths: a transcript (as Max Stroke)

lubed lightning: fucked by the beat (as Max Stroke)

solipgasm: mindfucked by a horny ai (as Max Stroke)

rammed by process ontology: a mike bently adventure (as Max Stroke)

poetry collections/anthologies published by me

know your words as Delilah Des Anges, with Al Kennedy and Amy Kreines)

for the love of a city (as Delilah Des Anges)

year of the ghost and the mortuary remains (as Delilah Des Anges)

interrupted verse (as Derek Des Anges)

non fiction published by me

how not to write by someone who mostly doesn’t (as Delilah Des Anges)

comics

bad boys and where to find them (as Derek Des Anges; art by Emma Weakley)

luke (as Derek Des Anges; art by Emma Weakley) FREE to read online.

Saturday, March 29, 2025

gumy-shark:

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

mariacallous:

le-fils-de-lhomme:

Otherwise good conversations about incel rhetoric miss that that such beliefs are not the domain of just single men who cannot get sex. It is also the realm of men in long-term relationships and married men.

#the idea that you can be ‘involuntarily celibate’ relies on the idea that youre entitled to someone elses body

cleoselene:

Good moves slow and bad moves fast
Turns out it’s extremely difficult and time-consuming to build welfare programs such as SNAP and free school lunches to support low-income Americans, but it takes mere seconds to give that shit the boot. Who could have guessed that it’s a lot easier to tear something down than it is to build something up? A professor probably has something to say about this, but it’s best to just ignore them anyway – they’re just trying to slow you down!

uk press gratuitously ignoring this so i have to find out from America

good to see that after a summer of far right riots organised by tiny tommy’s mob in which the rozzers were injured and attacked they’ve decided the threat to stability is: quakers worried about climate change

i think the problem here might be that just stop oil et al aren’t being violent enough

wine-dark-sea:

This was so enjoyable

imlizy:
“ black-mountain-radio:
“ witches-ofcolor:
“ bitchcraftandfashion:
“ jehovahhthickness:
“They’re huge??????????
”
That’s……a fucking WOMBAT?!?!
”
i thought wombats were small. That looks photoshopped!
”
That’s Patrick! A wombat raised since he...

imlizy:

black-mountain-radio:

witches-ofcolor:

bitchcraftandfashion:

jehovahhthickness:

They’re huge??????????

That’s……a fucking WOMBAT?!?!

i thought wombats were small. That looks photoshopped!

That’s Patrick! A wombat raised since he was a joey on a wildlife park in Victoria, Aussie, he’s known as both the oldest and biggest wombat we know of!

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Most wombats average around 30 to 40 inches, so fat Pat is definitely an outlier. For comparison here’s a more ‘regular’ wombat. 

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dynamaxed

scribe-cas:

vampirerotic:

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a good grade in tumblr mutual

mortalityplays:

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

  • the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
  • taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
  • at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
  • ‘middle age’ is typically considered to be between 45-65
  • it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
  • it’s wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
  • you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
  • young doesn’t mean peaked. you’re inexperienced in your 20s! you’re still learning and practicing! you’re developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
  • there are a million things to do in the world, and they don’t vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

dailylgbtq:

[on the answering machine] Hello, Vivian? This is your mother. Just calling to say hi, hope your birthday [was] good! Did Wil show up? Thought you may wanna talk after she leaves. Oh, maybe she’s still there…Okay, bye!

SAVING FACE (2004) dir. Alice Wu

natalieironside:

I know I’m prolly preaching to the choir here on this website of all websites, but y'know I always find it Very Concerning how often vague terms with exceedingly grim legal and sociological implications like “criminality” or “deviance” or the cunningly meaningless “disregard for social norms” show up in lists of symptoms and diagnostic criteria for highly stigmatized mental disorders. That one always bugs the hell out of me and I really feel like reasonable people, medical professionals and all, should’ve just known that was a dumbfuck way to phrase things without needing to be told.

I’m gonna start armchair-diagnosing sane ppl with Compliant Servility Disorder. See how they like it.

catfemboyforeskin:

its so bizzare that increased awareness about anxiety has led to “that makes me uncomfy/scared” being an injunction to stop someone else just going abt their life and not a realisation that these things are just feelings and sometimes our feelings are completely discordant with the level of danger were in. like “sometimes i feel threatened when im actually not” should be grounds to interrogate disgust etc not the other way arnd 

scribe-cas:

vampirerotic:

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a good grade in tumblr mutual

manicpixiedickgal-deactivated20:

Fat girls are hot.


You agree. Reblog.

btw there’s a partial eclipse today

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my flat faces west (yes like in the song) but the rising sun reflects off the windows opposite and comes into my kitchen anyway

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at dawn there’s a period where the only thing preventing the sun from the east and the sun from the west meeting again is a pair of bookshelves in my hall