saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works
Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee
The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)
Every few steps she looks back to check on her little kitty cat 🐈🥺
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Uterusless and slightly drugged up ❤️
Reblog this post to get your reproductive system removed and to have two giant dykes lovingly squirt a syringe full of drugs into your mouth
So polite
Dust bunny
How did I miss that?
You lack my quick wit and fat ass
PHRASE ADDED!
I went to a farm yesterday and this little guy wants to leave the hive and become a writer.
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!
Dragon like cloud over Mount Fuji at sunrise. By touyoui, Nov 2024.
