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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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Whenever these entitled babies are like “Democrats need to EARN my vote and not just be non-Republicans!” this is what it sounds like:

Republicans: We will burn down your house and laugh while doing it.

Democrats: We will not burn down your house—

Pissbabies: OMFG are you serious?? You think THAT’S enough to get me to vote for you?! Not burning down my house isn’t enough!

Democrats: No, listen, look at this plan we have to help build a better house—

Pissbabies: OMFG you actually expect me to read this bullet point list summarizing your larger policy proposal????? You’re not shoveling dumbed down info directly into my mouth via tiktok???? Fuck you, this is why Democrats lose

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