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Anonymous asked:

Is it possible that Fiddleford has some illegitimate kids running around?

not likely. not his scene. he seems like more of a “keep a condom in my wallet in case i bang my coworkers wife or encounter some pussy out in the wild tonight” type guy. he avoids pregnancy like the plague.

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Typing on my typewriter like the shining get your pussy up get your money up get your pussy up get your money up

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oh yeah, it’s all coming together

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

I wouldn't hit it otherwise #DarkWoke

yeah whatever fly my fiddlestans

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you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

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…. For now

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theyare friends. :)

“My blog is just a small glimpse into my sick fucked up mind”

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Anonymous asked:

some times the religious trauma doesnt make you repressed and it makes you the opposite out of spite

literally. being told you’re going to go to hell doesn’t pack as much of a punch when you stop believing that hell exists.

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reading a fic and they have a canonically repressed character say something directly and proudly

Is that precum in your pants or is your penis just chopping onions


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Anonymous asked:

Okay!!! Let me ask something,

Fiddleford: homewrecker since day one, cheater, crazy ass partnership with Ford, messy relationship with Stanley and BOOM, awful guy, right?

What about old McGucket? Maybe he's a bit better to Tate? Does he apologise to his wife? Or Stanford?

Does his relationship like better up with Stan?

(can you see that the most important thing is fiddlestan(no way you can??)) (I'm being sarcastic folks)

despite the fact that he IS sorry about it, he absolutely does not apologize to his wife because he burned that bridge when he attacked her with a giant robot (and i think she’s dead). tate definitely seems more willing to accept an apology, and i do like to think that their relationship gets better, especially after fiddleford gets his memories back. i like healed father son relationship more than anything.

he patches things up with stan of course. unfortunately i’m still firm in my belief that fiddleford shouldn’t get together with anyone at the end, because i don’t think he deserves it. like three strikes and you’re out, twinkatron. however, when i’m not in cynical letterboxd user mode, i must admit that i like when the old men kiss and hold hands.

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