just thought too hard about using task manager as accessing an intimate and private part of a computer girl's mind while trying to close a game and got flustered. you can trust me around your computer. PLEASE trust me with your computer
Hey what's this white stuff in my PC's USB C ports, wait a minute, GET BACK HERE
on twitter to dunk on someone you quote retweet them, providing an easily clickable link to the original post for users to harass the original poster - and thus they attack the Person. here on tumblr you dunk posts you dont like in water with the url cropped out and, members of the intelligentsia that we are, we attack the Idea
i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society
im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom
Heartbreaking: poor baby kitty has never been fed and eats cardboard to live
“you don’t owe anyone anything” You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
dragons enslaving humans
dragon: AS OF NOW YOU ARE THE LEGAL PROPERTY OF THE EMPIRE. YOU WILL SPEND EIGHT HOURS A DAY AS A SLAVE TO THE CROWN, AND IN ORDER TO KEEP YOUR BODY IN GOOD WORKING CONDITION YOU WILL BE PROVIDED WITH NECESSARY FOOD, SHELTER, AND MEDICAL CARE. YOU MAY ALSO EARN ENRICHMENT ITEMS FROM GOOD PERFORMANCE.
human: oh sick. sure, im down for that
dragon: HUH
dragon: YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE IN SLAVERY, YES?
human: hey you're providing me with a house, food, healthcare, comfort items, and the ability to change jobs if i need to, with a guaranteed retirement plan and systems in place to keep my life stable. this shit is cool as fuck
dragon: IT IS NOTHING FANCY. I'M SURE YOU'RE USED TO MORE
human: girl i make minimum wage
dragon: WHAT IS "MINIMUM WAGE"?
human: oh you'll think this is funny
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dragon: THEY FUCKING WHAT
the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself
So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow
villainessbian
Ancient Sumerians: that trans girl is so pretty… I need her to bear my children. Maybe we should make her a priestess so the goddess may decide to make her fertile.
Lesbians today: that trans girl s so pretty… I need to breed her. If I keep railing her gay ass she definitely will get pregnant.
conclusion: lesbians are late Sumerian fertility goddesses
just thought too hard about using task manager as accessing an intimate and private part of a computer girl's mind while trying to close a game and got flustered. you can trust me around your computer. PLEASE trust me with your computer
Hey what's this white stuff in my PC's USB C ports, wait a minute, GET BACK HERE
