Dirty christmas jokes

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He was hooked on trees his whole life. 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. 3. What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs. 4. What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint-nickel-less. 5. What do you call a kid who doesn’t...

Joke about Grinch running to the liquor store.

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These hilarious Christmas Dad Jokes, including knock-knocks, silly puns, and one-liners will keep your family and friends laughing all season long.

She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.” The mother went nuts and told her son...

Yule be in stitches over these Christmas jokes, corny one-liners and Santa puns.

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said, ” Where are you, you know we have lots to do?!” He said, “You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond...

— Here are a bunch of the best jokes to keep you merry this christmas! What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Santa gives them the sack. What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap. What is a snowmans favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas...