I don’t trust anyone who didn’t laugh at this… you gotta be dead inside if you didn’t react when sis delivered that punchline 😂
Transcript:
The video is slightly cut off at the beginning and end.
First woman: What’s your favorite joke that cracks you up every time that nobody else thinks is funny?
Second woman: Oh my gosh, I’ve been waiting to tell this, ‘cause every time I tell this joke, no one ever laughs! So maybe tiktok will think my joke is funny. Okay, lemme not hype it up, it sucks, it sucks, okay? I don’t wanna hype it up.
She takes a deep breath in and out.
Woman: Why are chickens so awesome? …BECAUSE!!!
‘Because’ is shouted abruptly like a chicken noise, like ‘bə-KAWs’.
Woman, snickering: It’s so good!!!
‘Because’ is shouted
abruptly like a chicken
noise, like ‘bə-KAWs’.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone
Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me
Hard to believe that the British Government don’t know how to turn round to Trump and say that nobody here wants to eat shitty chlorinated chicken from the US.
We don’t have a chicken shortage here, and we don’t want our food standards to die on their arse.
Punk band UK Subs were detained upon entering the US and kept locked up for 24 hours with little to eat or drink and no sleep before being sent back to London.
They had the correct paperwork for their visit.
Basically don’t bother going to the US folks, waste of your time and money.
Notes are a binfire on this one. Handy blocklist if you fancy reading what a bunch of cunts have to say.
I am not joking when I say this exact thing has happened to me. Like having a white girl temper tantrum punching stuff in the freezer at work?? Been there lmao
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