— Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

ALT

TRUST

“my material and social needs aren’t being met and all i got was this lousy cbt worksheet” t-shirt

You don’t realize how good you have it til you lose institutional JSTOR access

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo

i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon

There’s something so healing about a bagel with cream cheese. So beautiful, so pure. Thank you bagel with cream cheese my beloved.

“Oh how do you stay positive when the world is so awful how can you stay positive when our lives are falling apart-“ SPITE!!!!! ITS SPITE GODDAMN IT!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE ANGRY AT THE WORLD AS A TEENAGER?? THAT KID WAS RIGHT AND YES IT FUCKING SUCKS AND NO, ITS NOT FAIR, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT FAIR!!!!

IT GETS BETTER!!!

I WILL MAKE IT GET BETTER

It will get better

OR ELSE...

I give obviously, blatantly preferential treatment to gay customers at my job. is that dark woke