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i actually dont think there’s anything funnier than people watching a show or whatever bc they heard it allegedly had gay people in it then getting upset when it includes incredibly normal genre specific tropes that they personally dont like, like maybe you should have checked that before you watched it king and then they get mad at the show for being the show that it is instead of embracing it for what it is. like I’m so sorry that axe murderer 30000 had axe murderers in it and didnt have a happy ending and was really violent but i do think there are some context clues around it that could have let you pick up on that

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Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

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Which led him to this.

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Bless this man.

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I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

Ryan Creamer from Pornhub standing in a room presenting a slideshow. he is a red headed and bearded male, dressed in black round glasses, black long sleeved turtleneck and khaki slacks with brown dress shoes. His slide is a photo of him shirtless in a presumed shower with a blank white screen to his left for a drop-down list. in the photo (in the presentation) he is giving a thumbs up. The slide is titled 'Ryan Creamer'. Ryan presents this slide while stating "I have no prestige"
Closeup of the slide with Ryan stating "My eulogy will one day include the word "Pornhub". The slide has the following Bullet points -no prestige and -Eulogy will one day include the word "Pornhub"
A cut back to Ryan presenting in a black turtleneck. An audience member states "Oh no!" in response to the Pornhub mention. Ryan continues " And up until very recently..."
Ryan continues "I thought the word 'COWabunga was pronounced CALIbunga". Cut back to the presentation slide with a new bullet "thought it was pronounced 'Calibunga' up until recently"
Cut back to Ryan in a turtleneck presenting who states "like California"

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

Ryan Creamer from Pornhub, a red headed bearded man presenting a slideshow. He is wearing glasses, a turtleneck black shirt, khaki slacks and brown dress shoes. The first slide in the presentation is Titled 'Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely'

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

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i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

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Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

65/402 16% Danny Trejo
60/282 21% Christopher Lee
51/259 20% Lance Henriksen
41/211 19% Vincent Price
41/205 20% Dennis Hopper
41/204 20% Boris Karloff
39/209 19% John Hurt
33/117 28% Sean Bean

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

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