Untitled Dingus

let's be subsumed by mama

youre either frotting with me or youre frotting against me

even my haters have to give it up for me. we stay winning, girls <3

onion not even doing satire at this point

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

wrong ♡

chain lightning

You're really gonna try chain lightning with a tongue in your mouth? You think that won't end horribly? You think you have more HP than me?

It's done! You can find the Absolutely Ripping It Up pack here.

Tear your artwork. Decay it. Blast a giant hole into it. Go nuts. Note that these are compatible only with Clip Studio!

here’s 200+ freebie brushes | and my brush tag is here ✨

were using climbing cum now baby

thinking about this again and the product is just finely ground silica that you clap in your hands aerosolizing it. You know like how you get silicosis. Huge class action opportunity here if you get in on the ground floor.

uh oohhh forgot to wash the the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries

struck with a shitpost idea

when the blueberry starts kicking in

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

people just don’t lie like this on this website anymore we’ve forgotten our culture

penis butter and jealous sandwich

more like.. FRIGHTENING butter and SINISTER sandwich!!

WHY IS THIS ALWAYS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVIL butter and WICKED sandwich!!!!

MY POST IS UNSAFE NOW NO ONE REBLOG. I WILL PROTECT YOU ALL

Stop your sinister evil. 🌼🐛🎈🎵🍕🌸🌱🏖️🌞🩵🍰🌹🧼🌜🌈 <- See that? Everything nice in the world. Be nice now? F riendship

oh okay haha yippie! peanut butter and jelly sandwich! i understand now (:

- nicey mutual

Aww

See the power of friendship can cure anhhyting.💙

I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

Okay yes sometimes there’s a skeleton, I understand how museums work. But I mean what if it gets me

Fact: you can absolutely kick a skeleton's ass. You are a skeleton wearing biological power armor. Skeletons of adult humans typically weigh less than 30 pounds. You are in a superior weight class by orders of magnitude.

i wish someone had told me that when i was a kid and terrified of having to fight a skeleton

My bacteria means I like it.