Cyberfunk Dystopia

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

The pins came!

I still have to buy shipping supplies, but expect to be able to buy them very soon!

tastysemochka:

commission from twitter :)

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opera-ghost:

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uiiyru:

Boogie boarding girlies 😋 and the other two 🙄

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pseudomantis:

Going to the zoo today perhaps I’ll treat myself with a flattened penny… Perhaps I’ll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny

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gallium-spoon:

What is your default ‘sick mode’ (explanation below)

Delicate Consumptive Victorian

Sick Dog

Sickly Child Emperor

Plague Pit

Warrior General

Other

A friend and I were discussing what we’re like when we’re sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes’: *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic… And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don’t want anything, you don’t need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it’s everyone else’s problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don’t know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

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nongunktional:

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, “So I was out with my partner–republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica–” and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

(via romanceyourdemons)

ace-does-stuff:

ace-does-stuff:

ah shit sorry man i didnt mean to spill my “aro4aro friends with benefits relationship” all over your favorite ship, fuck dude my bad, it wont happen again

this one really resonated with the aromantics i see

CONTROVERSIAL TAKE some people do not have a lifestyle that’s amenable to having a big dog or a kid and I hate that I’m the asshole if I point that out

raibura:

Are pets ever a turn off for you

Yes depending on the amount

Yes, no dogs

Yes, no cats

Yes, no free roaming insects

Yes, no free roaming reptilians

Yes, no fish

No

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