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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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miiilowo

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

miiilowo

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

miiilowo

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

thicc-astronaut

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

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jesus said this

demonnstein

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darkohexar

You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:

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And my all-time favorite:

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Pokemon Heritage Post

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WAIT I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW

I collect fake pokemon cards, badly translated to Spanish… I have this excadrill card with the attack “straight slash”. Well. That’s the original name anyways.

In my card, however,

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