Girl what do you mean there’s a goal to sex? You’re literally naked, get a grip
“But I’ll feel bad if you don’t cum!”
Okay? I said I don’t care? I just want to kiss and fuck until my vision blurs? Cumming isn’t the crux of sex
No, but I’m being so serious. If cumming is your only metric for successful sex, you need to change that. There are so many other ways to make your partner feel good and if you pressure one thing it only makes it that much harder.
Does everyone in the Necropolis just not question shit?
First it’s the crypt baby. ‘Oh yeah, it’s out crypt baby. Where did he come from? Uhh, we’re not really sure’.
And now it’s 'Oh, this is my colleague Vorgoth. Why are they a cloud of smoke in a cape? We honestly don’t know’.
I personally believe that there are just tons of really strange, sometimes super fucked up, unexplained phenomena going on in the Necropolis all the time that everyone’s just kinda stopped sweating the small stuff like random crypt babies and not knowing what the hell your colleague is.
It can range from stuff like George From Accounting who died at his desk like 300 years ago and just kept working and no one wants to interrupt him to tell him he’s undead because no one can balance the books like he can to wandering into an area in the Necropolis and coming back out 40 years later to people randomly vanishing for a few minutes and then popping back in like nothing happened or gravity suddenly breaking and everything starts falling upwards. Real feywild and creepy warp phenomena stuff going on there that the Watchers all have insane tolerance for what’s considered weird
#look a section GOT STOLEN #and everybody was like #thats weird but itll come back eventutally! #THE GARDENS MOVE PRE-GAME #and everyones just like #those arent supposed to be there but oh well #THE FORBIDDEN ONE IS LOCKED UP AND NO BODY REMEMBERS IT #i love the necropolis shit is so weird
Why no one is going to bat and eye that Emmrich is dating a vampire
The Necropolis continues to stand because everyone just says “but that’s none of my business” when weird shit starts going down
making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”
